Grantland: Poorly redacted NBA Scouting Reports

[tmorgan]

Didn't figure out they were fake until I got to the Chandler/Melon/Felton one hahah

Kept reading though, these are great, A++ thread

He never would have made the NBA if his name was Carmelon Anthony. He would've spent his childhood in lockers.

Wouldn't have been a good used vehicle salesman, either.

[TDG26]

I guess im just naive. I still dont see how you guys can tell its satire lol

[baubo]

I guess im just naive. I still dont see how you guys can tell its satire lol

Maybe we just look at things differently, but I can't see how you CAN'T tell it's satire. The website can be The Onion and it wouldn't be more obvious.

[TheKingofSting]

It cant be real.

[Shv3d]

I guess im just naive. I still dont see how you guys can tell its satire lol

I bet you really hate April 1st.

[nonjokegetter]

I'm dying laughing about Harden have the attention span of a goldfish.

[Rasheeed!!!]

I know it's for a laugh but damn, that one about Josh Smith probably has a lot of truth to it, haha

[TDG26]

I guess im just naive. I still dont see how you guys can tell its satire lol

I bet you really hate April 1st.

Im not usually gullible. Maybe i just really wish this was true.

[Stampiron]

I guess im just naive. I still dont see how you guys can tell its satire lol

I bet you really hate April 1st.

Im not usually gullible. Maybe i just really wish this was true.

Be careful about any IM's you get in the next few days. To a Nigerian email scammer you're like a Glengarry Lead.

[shangrila]

Awesome. More please.

[SlowPaced]

Obvious parody. Are you ******* kidding me? Some of those statements are too over the top for you to think this is real.

[pylb]

It's not only the statements being over the top, but the introduction to the piece itself tells you it's going to be a humorous article and not a serious one. Every "scouting report" being written in the same tone/style/etc also tells you they've all been written by the same person.

[Prokorov]

its funny cause its true

[Chicago-Bull-E]

Coach Thibs would always say, “My watch is broken,” when you would ask him to come out of the game.

[TheKingofSting]

Somebody get Thibs a watch.