Funny alternate team names?
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Funny alternate team names?
Can you think of NBA teams that were prescribed a different name due to their persona?
Some that come to mind-
Jail Blazers- due to their era of trouble
Thuggets- lead by iverson, jr smith, melo
Fakers- whenever the lakers sucked or laker haters
Flippers- due to clippers flopping
Baby Bulls- led by tyson chandler and eddy curry
Bad Boyz- late 80's pistons era
Queens- the kings dubbed by shaq and many others due to never making the finals
Some that come to mind-
Jail Blazers- due to their era of trouble
Thuggets- lead by iverson, jr smith, melo
Fakers- whenever the lakers sucked or laker haters
Flippers- due to clippers flopping
Baby Bulls- led by tyson chandler and eddy curry
Bad Boyz- late 80's pistons era
Queens- the kings dubbed by shaq and many others due to never making the finals
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Heatles
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Lolcats, Brooklyn Nyets
Gordon Haywood, Dwayne Wade, JJ Reddick, Derek Rose, Derrick Fisher, Lenny Wilkins, Kirk Heinrich, Oscar Robinson, DeMar DeRozen, Andre Iguadola, Pascal Siakim, Malcolm Brogdan
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Mods please adjust title of the thread. I was lead to believe these alternate team names would be funny.
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Sofia wrote:Mods please adjust title of the thread. I was lead to believe these alternate team names would be funny.
Don't take life so seriously.
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Rich Michmond wrote:Lolcats, Brooklyn Nyets
Lolcats actually was a great nick name hahaha
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jtmagic11 wrote:Sofia wrote:Mods please adjust title of the thread. I was lead to believe these alternate team names would be funny.
Don't take life so seriously.
No I will
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Orlando Tragic.
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There was a guy on the old ESPN boards who was a pretty cool regular, but he had one of the least-funny alternate names I've ever heard: The San Antonio Horse Abusers. And he used to use it all the damn time; I think he truly thought it was funny.
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The Miami cHeat
USA Celtics in full effect. Amazing chemistry building experience right there for the main core of the team
Proceeds to finish 7th and shames the entire nation!
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TKainZero wrote:The Miami cHeat
I already posted that one
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PockyCandy wrote:TKainZero wrote:The Miami cHeat
I already posted that one
Sorry
Didn't read thru posts.
Just op
USA Celtics in full effect. Amazing chemistry building experience right there for the main core of the team
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timberlols, new york bricks, dallas faggaricks, philadelphia tankers,
So many people who attain the heights of power in this culture—celebrities, for instance—have to make a show of false humility and modesty, as if they got as far as they did by accident and not by ego or ambition.
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Portland trailblazers
Orlando tragic
New Orleans Pelicans- yup it still sucks
Orlando tragic
New Orleans Pelicans- yup it still sucks
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neno wrote:Portland trailblazers
That's a good one.