Funny alternate team names?

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Funny alternate team names? 

Post#1 » by PKABOOICU » Sat Feb 6, 2016 11:28 pm

Can you think of NBA teams that were prescribed a different name due to their persona?

Some that come to mind-

Jail Blazers- due to their era of trouble
Thuggets- lead by iverson, jr smith, melo
Fakers- whenever the lakers sucked or laker haters
Flippers- due to clippers flopping
Baby Bulls- led by tyson chandler and eddy curry
Bad Boyz- late 80's pistons era
Queens- the kings dubbed by shaq and many others due to never making the finals
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Post#6 » by Rich Michmond » Sat Feb 6, 2016 11:42 pm

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Post#7 » by Sofia » Sat Feb 6, 2016 11:51 pm

Mods please adjust title of the thread. I was lead to believe these alternate team names would be funny.
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Post#9 » by jtmagic11 » Sat Feb 6, 2016 11:57 pm

Sofia wrote:Mods please adjust title of the thread. I was lead to believe these alternate team names would be funny.



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Post#10 » by jtmagic11 » Sat Feb 6, 2016 11:58 pm

Rich Michmond wrote:Lolcats, Brooklyn Nyets



Lolcats actually was a great nick name hahaha
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Post#11 » by Sofia » Sun Feb 7, 2016 12:03 am

jtmagic11 wrote:
Sofia wrote:Mods please adjust title of the thread. I was lead to believe these alternate team names would be funny.



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Post#12 » by Von Bismarck » Sun Feb 7, 2016 12:06 am

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Post#13 » by -Sammy- » Sun Feb 7, 2016 12:09 am

There was a guy on the old ESPN boards who was a pretty cool regular, but he had one of the least-funny alternate names I've ever heard: The San Antonio Horse Abusers. And he used to use it all the damn time; I think he truly thought it was funny.

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Post#14 » by TKainZero » Sun Feb 7, 2016 12:12 am

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Post#15 » by Goudelock » Sun Feb 7, 2016 12:30 am

TKainZero wrote:The Miami cHeat


I already posted that one :nonono:
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Post#16 » by TKainZero » Sun Feb 7, 2016 12:38 am

PockyCandy wrote:
TKainZero wrote:The Miami cHeat


I already posted that one :nonono:


Sorry
Didn't read thru posts.
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Post#17 » by lambchop » Sun Feb 7, 2016 12:39 am

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Post#18 » by Gus McCrae » Sun Feb 7, 2016 12:54 am

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Post#19 » by neno » Sun Feb 7, 2016 12:59 am

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Post#20 » by -Sammy- » Sun Feb 7, 2016 1:01 am

neno wrote:Portland trailblazers


That's a good one.
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