HILARIOUS RUMOR: LAL to offer Howard Max Contract

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HILARIOUS RUMOR: LAL to offer Howard Max Contract 

Post#1 » by DusterBuster » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:10 pm

I put absolutely no stock in this whatsoever, but someone actually wasted internet on this....

http://www.gospelherald.com/articles/64884/20160624/nba-rumors-los-angeles-lakers-agree-to-dwight-howard-max-deal-luke-walton-eyes-hassan-whiteside-contract.htm#closepopup

The Los Angeles Lakers are rebuilding their team following the exit of Kobe Bryant and the entry of a much younger coach, Luke Walton. Fresh off a disappointing 2016 NBA Finals, where the Golden State Warriors squandered a 3-1 lead to succumb to LeBron James' Cleveland Cavaliers, the young coach is expected to attack the incoming basketball season with a vengeance. To start off the offseason, the Los Angeles Lakers are expected to sign Dwight Howard of the Houston Rockets and Hassan Whiteside of the Miami Heat to max contracts.
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Post#2 » by amcfad27 » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:11 pm

lol whiteside AND howard
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Post#3 » by TeK » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:13 pm

Phil Jackson just rolled over in his grave!
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Post#4 » by Cactus Jack » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:13 pm

April fools joke?
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Post#5 » by monopoman » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:14 pm

This offer wreaks of..

"Howard come back to us please!!!!"

LA wants to let Howard know they have changed and things will be different this time.
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Post#6 » by -Sammy- » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:15 pm

I want this to happen so very, very badly.
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Post#8 » by Cactus Jack » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:16 pm

BombsquadSammy wrote:I want this to happen so very, very badly.

:nod: :pray: :lol:
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Post#9 » by Hindenburg » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:16 pm

Will they rename a street after Dwight?

Dwight Howard Loyalty Boulevard
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Post#10 » by DusterBuster » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:19 pm

Cactus Jack wrote:April fools joke?


Posted Jun 24, 2016 09:01 AM EDT.
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Post#11 » by Cactus Jack » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:20 pm

TeK wrote:Phil Jackson just rolled over in his grave!

Maybe the Lakers are becoming the "new" Knicks. :wink:
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Post#12 » by TeK » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:22 pm

Cactus Jack wrote:
TeK wrote:Phil Jackson just rolled over in his grave!

Maybe the Lakers are becoming the "new" Knicks. :wink:


We're in for an epic 2011 finals matchup.
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Post#13 » by basketballwacko2 » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:24 pm

After the way that first Dwight in LA ended why would either of them want to do this.
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Post#14 » by JDR720 » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:27 pm

whoever wrote this is just trying to out do the Noah max contract rumors.
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Post#15 » by WVSArtist » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:38 pm

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Post#16 » by TheHartBreakKid » Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:44 pm

monopoman wrote:This offer wreaks of..

"Howard come back to us please!!!!"

LA wants to let Howard know they have changed and things will be different this time.






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Post#17 » by ingvald » Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:55 pm

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Post#18 » by driver » Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:56 pm

The article only lists Kyler talking about LA interested in Whiteside. The Howard part is completely implied by the author.

Clips fan created thread for terrible Noah rumor for Wiz fans.
Blazers fan created thread for terrible Howard rumor for Lakers fans.

Is this how it goes now?
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Post#19 » by DusterBuster » Sat Jun 25, 2016 12:01 am

driver wrote:The article only lists Kyler talking about LA interested in Whiteside. The Howard part is completely implied by the author.

Clips fan created thread for terrible Noah rumor for Wiz fans.
Blazers fan created thread for terrible Howard rumor for Lakers fans.

Is this how it goes now?


Dude, I just found the article. My team has nothing to do with it. Slow your roll there.
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Post#20 » by OFWGKTA » Sat Jun 25, 2016 12:16 am

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