Game Thread: Pelicans at Pistons - Nate Wolters Edition

trwi7 · Post #1 » by **trwi7** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 11:29 pm

Discuss the game and the great Nate Wolters here

stellation · Post #2 » by **stellation** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:02 am

Go Pelicans!

AussieBuck · Post #3 » by **AussieBuck** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:03 am

trwi7 · Post #4 » by **trwi7** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:07 am

The most interesting thing about South Dakota is Nate Wolters spent 4 years there.

AussieBuck · Post #5 » by **AussieBuck** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:11 am

Over/under on times Jennings **** his pants on drives when met by Davis at the rim?

Post #6 » by **jr lucosa** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:14 am

MartyConlonOnTheRun · Post #7 » by **MartyConlonOnTheRun** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:15 am

Over the number of minutes that wolters receives..... so 3.

EastSideBucksFan · Post #8 » by **EastSideBucksFan** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:21 am

John Hammond will rue the day he let Nate Wolters walk out that door.

The next Pistol Pete.

CannondaleF400 · Post #9 » by **CannondaleF400** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:26 am

Nate Wolters will have the same number of career all-star game appearances as Tobias Harris.

WRau1 · Post #10 » by **WRau1** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:28 am

Nate Wolters is going to take a dump all over Detroit.

I like this board, it's pretty roomy. We're running out of room over on the Bucks board, we should move in over here.

Post #11 » by **jr lucosa** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:28 am

[tweet]https://twitter.com/SeanKelleyLive/status/555517525648097280[/tweet]

FREE NATE

trwi7 · Post #12 » by **trwi7** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:32 am

jr lucosa wrote:[tweet]https://twitter.com/SeanKelleyLive/status/555517525648097280[/tweet]

FREE NATE

Monty Williams trying to get fired.

Matches Malone · Post #13 » by **Matches Malone** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:41 am

I miss Nate already.

AussieBuck · Post #14 » by **AussieBuck** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:47 am

50 more replies and this bad boy is the biggest thread made here since 2010.

stellation · Post #15 » by **stellation** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 1:06 am

AussieBuck wrote:Over/under on times Jennings **** his pants on drives when met by Davis at the rim?

That's actually a really interesting one- obviously you would normally say there's a 1:1 ratio of Jennings meeting Davis to pants ****, BUT if Jennings drives enough, I mean even just 3 times, then on the next attempt he probably has nothing left in him to give so he won't technically do it... BUT, maybe the exhaustion for Jennings of physical exertion from driving to the hoop combined with the dehydration caused by the rapid evacuation of his bowels would then lead him to not drive to the hoop again for the rest of the game- so he would meet the 1:1 ratio... OR maybe Jennings only does it the once, **** his pants and then is scared off doing it again so he also meets the 1:1 ratio?

Willie Colon · Post #16 » by **Willie Colon** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 1:18 am

Come back, Nate. :cry:

Willie still loves ya.

stellation · Post #17 » by **stellation** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 1:25 am

Pelicans rollin'. Clearly the arrival of Naters has been a shock to Jimmer's system.

WRau1 · Post #18 » by **WRau1** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 1:28 am

Pelicans sign Nate, up 20 at the half. Wolters for MVP.

stellation · Post #19 » by **stellation** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 1:29 am

Wow, talk about a game for us all to adopt a new team! Go Pelicans!

stellation · Post #20 » by **stellation** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 1:30 am

Dat Evans to Davis oop! :love: