The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down ye mortals (added poll)
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The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down ye mortals (added poll)
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The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down ye mortals (added poll)
"Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart."
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Get Jarron Ernie, you know you want to
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Q: Can Jason feel the fouls his twin brother receives?
A: Corsican.
A: Corsican.
Always remember, my friend: the world will change again. And you may have to come back through everywhere you've been.
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Halcyon wrote:Get Jarron Ernie, you know you want to
Over the Summer, Ernie can pick up Joan and Gary as well.
Then serve Tom in the locker room!
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
'If' - by Rudyard Kipling
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
'If' - by Rudyard Kipling
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Clearly, EG brought in Collins because he was concerned that Vesely's point and rebound totals have exceeded his foul total. Vesely has currently totaled 88 points, 82 rebounds and 81 fouls.
EG brought in the Master to tutor the Apprentice. This season, Collins has totaled 37 points, 52 rebounds, and 74 fouls! Oh. My. God.
EG brought in the Master to tutor the Apprentice. This season, Collins has totaled 37 points, 52 rebounds, and 74 fouls! Oh. My. God.
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NATE! This is the Jason Collins *Shrine*.
Why the negativity??
Why the negativity??
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Nate is clearly just jealous of Jason Collins' greatness as he believes that, were he in the NBA, he would also have more fouls than points or rebounds, too. His jealously has blinded him from the real world that is actually underappreciated the greatness that is Jason Collins by only paying him in the millions rather than the trillions.
Bucket! Bucket!
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I_Like_Dirt wrote:Nate is clearly just jealous of Jason Collins' greatness as he believes that, were he in the NBA, he would also have more fouls than points or rebounds, too. His jealously has blinded him from the real world that is actually underappreciated the greatness that is Jason Collins by only paying him in the millions rather than the trillions.
Guilty as charged!
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Players of Collins' ilk need a nickname to show our appreciation for their production here. Charles Jones earned the nickname "The Secret Weapon". I like "The Ace in the Hole" for Collins.
A shorter version of that could be used for Grunfeld.
A shorter version of that could be used for Grunfeld.
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Lol. Wait did was Collins part of the deal?
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Ruzious wrote:Players of Collins' ilk need a nickname to show our appreciation for their production here. Charles Jones earned the nickname "The Secret Weapon". I like "The Ace in the Hole" for Collins.
A shorter version of that could be used for Grunfeld.
How about Joan (Collins...from the 80s - yeah, I know I am aging myself!)
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
'If' - by Rudyard Kipling
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
'If' - by Rudyard Kipling
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mohammed10 wrote:Ruzious wrote:Players of Collins' ilk need a nickname to show our appreciation for their production here. Charles Jones earned the nickname "The Secret Weapon". I like "The Ace in the Hole" for Collins.
A shorter version of that could be used for Grunfeld.
How about Joan (Collins...from the 80s - yeah, I know I am aging myself!)
Or Barnabas.
Nah, he sucks.
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Should be interesting to see what he role is.
Is he really any better then Baron ?
Is he really any better then Baron ?
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He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.