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The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down ye mortals (added poll)

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Who will have the ugliest fouls-to-points/rebounds ratio once Collins arrives?

Collins
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67%
Vesely
1
33%
 
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The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down ye mortals (added poll) 

Post#1 » by pineappleheadindc » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:32 pm

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Post#2 » by Halcyon » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:34 pm

Get Jarron Ernie, you know you want to

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Post#3 » by keynote » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:37 pm

Q: Can Jason feel the fouls his twin brother receives?
A: Corsican.
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Post#4 » by mohammed10 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:37 pm

Halcyon wrote:Get Jarron Ernie, you know you want to

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Over the Summer, Ernie can pick up Joan and Gary as well.

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Post#5 » by nate33 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:03 pm

Clearly, EG brought in Collins because he was concerned that Vesely's point and rebound totals have exceeded his foul total. Vesely has currently totaled 88 points, 82 rebounds and 81 fouls.

EG brought in the Master to tutor the Apprentice. This season, Collins has totaled 37 points, 52 rebounds, and 74 fouls! Oh. My. God.
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Post#6 » by pineappleheadindc » Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:04 pm

NATE! This is the Jason Collins *Shrine*.

Why the negativity??

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Post#7 » by I_Like_Dirt » Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:16 pm

Nate is clearly just jealous of Jason Collins' greatness as he believes that, were he in the NBA, he would also have more fouls than points or rebounds, too. His jealously has blinded him from the real world that is actually underappreciated the greatness that is Jason Collins by only paying him in the millions rather than the trillions.
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Post#8 » by nate33 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:24 pm

I_Like_Dirt wrote:Nate is clearly just jealous of Jason Collins' greatness as he believes that, were he in the NBA, he would also have more fouls than points or rebounds, too. His jealously has blinded him from the real world that is actually underappreciated the greatness that is Jason Collins by only paying him in the millions rather than the trillions.

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Post#9 » by Soup's Uncle » Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:30 pm

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Post#10 » by Ruzious » Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:32 pm

Players of Collins' ilk need a nickname to show our appreciation for their production here. Charles Jones earned the nickname "The Secret Weapon". I like "The Ace in the Hole" for Collins.

A shorter version of that could be used for Grunfeld.
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Post#11 » by CntOutSmrtCrazy » Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:33 pm

Lol. Wait did was Collins part of the deal?
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Post#12 » by mohammed10 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:58 pm

Ruzious wrote:Players of Collins' ilk need a nickname to show our appreciation for their production here. Charles Jones earned the nickname "The Secret Weapon". I like "The Ace in the Hole" for Collins.

A shorter version of that could be used for Grunfeld.


How about Joan (Collins...from the 80s - yeah, I know I am aging myself!)
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Post#13 » by Ruzious » Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:06 pm

mohammed10 wrote:
Ruzious wrote:Players of Collins' ilk need a nickname to show our appreciation for their production here. Charles Jones earned the nickname "The Secret Weapon". I like "The Ace in the Hole" for Collins.

A shorter version of that could be used for Grunfeld.


How about Joan (Collins...from the 80s - yeah, I know I am aging myself!)

Or Barnabas.

Nah, he sucks.
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Post#14 » by hands11 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:22 am

Should be interesting to see what he role is.

Is he really any better then Baron ?
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Re: The Jason Collins Shrine - bow down ye mortals (added po 

Post#15 » by RustyMagoo » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:02 pm

He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

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