greg monroe peed himself while drunk

Bo Outlaw · Post #1 » by **Bo Outlaw** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:33 am

needs its own thread

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/eye-on-bas ... -after-dui

Imon · Post #2 » by **Imon** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:35 am

C'mon man, with a title like this you gotta provide a link to the source.

XtotheDeezy · Post #3 » by **XtotheDeezy** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:37 am

haha dude we told him to go to the bathroom and again, he peed the scene!

Infinite Llamas · Post #4 » by **Infinite Llamas** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:38 am

Strange. I clicked on the RealGM link but ended up at TMZ...

WIN · Post #5 » by **WIN** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:38 am

Proof or GTFO.

Cloak · Post #6 » by **Cloak** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:39 am

i hope someone tasted it just in case he might have diabetes

Post #7 » by **montestewart** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:48 am

So what you're saying is he's one of us.

MotownMadness · Post #8 » by **MotownMadness** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:55 am

The funniest part is how he had to explain to the officer that he plays for the Pistons. Just shows how much nobody cares about the Pistons around here since hes been our best player for the last couple years. They are hardly even relevant anymore compared to the Tigers, Lions and Wings.

Niko23 · Post #9 » by **Niko23** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:59 am

Fraid to say, but Ive done it. Was at the Hard Rock in Vegas gambling late on slots. Thank God I paid for a nice room so that when security came to toss me out, I was coherent enough to remember my floor.........

DavidSterned · Post #10 » by **DavidSterned** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:59 am

Two glasses of wine and he's pissing on himself? What a cheap drunk.

Liver_Pooty · Post #11 » by **Liver_Pooty** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:01 am

I've done it a couple times, unfortunately.

Post #12 » by **montestewart** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:16 am

Next time he's going to crap himself and force a trade.

DeadHorse · Post #13 » by **DeadHorse** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:47 am

Wow Greg... Urine trouble

beerbrewer · Post #14 » by **beerbrewer** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:54 am

XtotheDeezy wrote:haha dude we told him to go to the bathroom and again, he peed the scene!

I have such a low opinion of Laker fans but you sir have raised their bar. :clap:

That's too bad he pissed himself. A grown man basketball player usually plays better when he is pissed off, not pissed on.

Jahensle · Post #15 » by **Jahensle** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:02 am

The guy had a .089 BAC, that is .009 above the limit...basically nothing. He must be a super light weight or was on some other **** they didn't blood test him for.

Saints14 · Post #16 » by **Saints14** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:13 am

Jahensle wrote:The guy had a .089 BAC, that is .009 above the limit...basically nothing. He must be a super light weight or was on some other **** they didn't blood test him for.

"Monroe failed the field sobriety test, missing a letter while reciting the alphabet with "slow and deliberate speech," swaying when asked to count backwards to 78 from 100 and unable to walk a straight line, the report says."

And he pissed himself.

There's no way he only blew a .089.

Liver_Pooty · Post #17 » by **Liver_Pooty** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:31 am

Better be lucky he doesn't play in the NFL or he would have been suspended until the all star break.

C_Money · Post #18 » by **C_Money** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:56 am

And that's only with a .089 blood alcohol level. I'd like to see PJ Tucker's arrest video LOL.

JonW138 · Post #19 » by **JonW138** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:04 am

He Piston himself

MotownMadness · Post #20 » by **MotownMadness** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:25 am

JonW138 wrote:He Piston himself