
CP3: Guys, can I take my talents to South Beach too?
D-Wade: Hmm..How much points you tryin to average?
LeBron: Bitch, we aint got no money left... I gotta eat.
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SuperFlash wrote:
CP3: Guys, can I take my talents to South Beach too?
D-Wade: Hmm..How much points you tryin to average?
LeBron: Bitch, we aint got no money left... I gotta eat.
SuperFlash wrote:
CP3: Guys, can I take my talents to South Beach too?
D-Wade: Hmm..How much points you tryin to average?
LeBron: Bitch, we aint got no money left... I gotta eat.
Mars wrote:You can't stop the asterisk... you can only hope to contain it.
SuperFlash wrote:
CP3: Guys, can I take my talents to South Beach too?
D-Wade: Hmm..How much points you tryin to average?
LeBron: Bitch, we aint got no money left... I gotta eat.
coolstorybro wrote:Usually these aren't funny, but this one is really good. Pure brilliance, OP.
DookieLove wrote:...Or this
LBJ: What is thy bidding, my master?
DW: There is a great disturbance in the Force.
LBJ: I have felt it.
DW: We have a new enemy, the young Rebel who destroyed our bench tonight. I have no doubt this boy is the offspring of Skywalker Campbell.
LBJ: How is that possible?
DW: Search your feelings, King James. You will know it to be true. He could destroy us.
LBJ: He's just a boy. Collison can no longer help him.
DW: The Force is strong with him. The son of Skywalker must not become a Knick.
LBJ: If he could be turned, he will become a powerful ally.
DW: Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?
LBJ: He will join us or die, my master.
TheRaptor wrote:CP3: so which one of you is gonna blow me first?
Wade: hmmmm I think I'll go first.
Lebron: Works for me, I'm gonna go make myself a sandwich.
HeatSince88 wrote:TheRaptor wrote:CP3: so which one of you is gonna blow me first?
Wade: hmmmm I think I'll go first.
Lebron: Works for me, I'm gonna go make myself a sandwich.
CP3: "You know who REALLY sucks? The Raptors."
Wade: "Yup, no doubt."
LeBron: "The who? Oh OK, ya'll talking WNBA."
CP3: "No, they that team in Canada or Iceland or whatever"
Wade: "Yeah, you know. They got ... ummm ... wait let me think ... Andrea Bargnani"
LeBron: "Damn, she sounds hot. I can't get into chick basketball though"
salqaddoumi wrote:I hate when an obnoxious troll's post gets edited out before I get a chance to read it. ;o
LOLHeatSince88 wrote:TheRaptor wrote:CP3: so which one of you is gonna blow me first?
Wade: hmmmm I think I'll go first.
Lebron: Works for me, I'm gonna go make myself a sandwich.
CP3: "You know who REALLY sucks? The Raptors."
Wade: "Yup, no doubt."
LeBron: "The who? Oh OK, ya'll talking WNBA."
CP3: "No, they that team in Canada or Iceland or whatever"
Wade: "Yeah, you know. They got ... ummm ... wait let me think ... Andrea Bargnani"
LeBron: "Damn, she sounds hot. I can't get into chick basketball though"