Official John Salmons Bashing thread

gamer1035 · Post #1 » by **gamer1035** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:18 am

The board has spoken and it wants to bash John Salmons (and right fully so). Mods, why you close these topics?

**** SALMONS WORST **** PLAYER I'VE EVER SEEN ON THE RAPTORS. CHOKED SO **** HARD.

TheMoonMan · Post #2 » by **TheMoonMan** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:21 am

LMFAO

SuperBro · Post #3 » by **SuperBro** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:24 am

That was the worst 49 seconds ever in the history of the NBA. I blame this loss on Casey just as much.

BillyGM · Post #4 » by **BillyGM** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:25 am

Do you like fishdicks?

SportsFan9 · Post #5 » by **SportsFan9** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:26 am

I'VE NEVER SEEN A LEAD EVAPORATE THAT FAST.....................except for that GSW game but still.

Hero · Post #6 » by **Hero** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:27 am

Oh well

Mikistan · Post #7 » by **Mikistan** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:27 am

this won't end well

steamed hams · Post #8 » by **steamed hams** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:27 am

**** John Salons

Fairview4Life · Post #9 » by **Fairview4Life** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:28 am

The drop off from when he first got here to now has been ridiculous.

Asif16 · Post #10 » by **Asif16** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:28 am

What a joke man. What a joke. It Hurts.

Being a diehard hockey/leaf fan too, you would think i would be able to cope with epic chokes....but it still hurts man.

BillyGM · Post #11 » by **BillyGM** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:28 am

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAoYl3UTk7o[/youtube]
Is Salmons and Butler related?

Mr_NC · Post #12 » by **Mr_NC** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:29 am

Post #13 » by **Double Helix** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:35 am

It is somewhat therapeutic to see that many of you get angry in situations like that because I do as well. I know it's just a game and that I'm a grown man and that there are far more serious things to be upset about but if I'm honest I still think the team should shave John Salmons' goatee off tonight, shave off all their pubes individually and pass around a zip lock bag to put the pubes into. Then, somebody should put some glue on Salmons' chin and put all the pubes on his face. If he gets mad and freaks out just show him video of the last 90 seconds of the game and shrug.

Ahhh, even just writing that makes me feel better. By tomorrow I'll be ready to read some more VVV posts on why everything our eyes tell us about Salmons is wrong and that he's a huge positive to the team again like I was before.

grumpwalter · Post #14 » by **grumpwalter** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:36 am

Salmons should just be released, why delay the inevitable.

VinBaker6 · Post #15 » by **VinBaker6** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:41 am

If Raptor fans boo Salmons Sunday they deserve everything negative that happens to this franchise.

Mister Ze · Post #16 » by **Mister Ze** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:41 am

There's a ton of other "Bash John Salmons threads" feel free to ventilate your anger in any of them.

Or if you're brave you'll protest outside the ACC :lol:

fredericklove · Post #17 » by **fredericklove** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:42 am

Cmon guys, Salmon is just a human after all.

Wait, I'm not even sure if he's human, he's more like a non-living trash from the trash can.

RoleModel · Post #18 » by **RoleModel** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:44 am

I had to work late and come home to see Salmons **** us.

I can't handle being a fan of the Raptors. Too much stress.

Sn0wman · Post #20 » by **Sn0wman** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:46 am

VinBaker6 wrote:If Raptor fans boo Salmons Sunday they deserve everything negative that happens to this franchise.

His dumbass deserves to get booed, **** john salmons

®ated wrote:Uhm **** happens, can we... move on?? Jesus, ya'll act like we just got eliminated from the playoffs.

wait till be get bounced out first round 8-)