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Post#1 Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:29 am by DavidKahn

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Who do you guys think has the biggest penis in the NBA? I am picking Shaq. The picture above justifies my choice. I predict he has a 7.5 inch black mamba. Also because he has to carry that massive snake around when he plays, he is easily fatigued.

Post who you think has a big penis, predict the size, and how it might effect his game.
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Post#2 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:30 am by Str33t_Fight3r

EPIC.
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Post#3 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:31 am by s e n s i

Are you the dude in my fantasy league? What's the shape of Italy?

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Post#4 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:32 am by Assassin_1

LMAO
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Post#5 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:33 am by sh00n

Chris Quinn, for sure.

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Post#6 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:35 am by TheRaptorTruth

well bosh probably has a small one since hes rupaul.
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Post#7 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:35 am by Chosen_One23

what the **** is wrong with u
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Post#8 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:35 am by Str33t_Fight3r

Ask Reggie Evans?
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Post#9 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:35 am by RJ2392

-Rasho
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Post#10 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:35 am by Mikeye

Dwright Howard on Viagra
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Post#11 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:35 am by Guy986

I'm thinking Rasho
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Post#12 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:36 am by ilikecb4

Biggest: Ben Wallace, he just seems like a dude that would

Smallest: Yao Ming
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Post#13 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:38 am by RJ2392

ilikecb4 wrote:Biggest: Ben Wallace, he just seems like a dude that would

Smallest: Yao Ming


I think Yao is average, he's chinese but he's also a big person so it evens out
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Post#14 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:38 am by mcleex

Violet Palmer...... :dontknow:
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Post#15 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:38 am by s e n s i

sh00n wrote:Chris Quinn, for sure.

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Chris Quinn is hung like a whale. He has to tuck it into his socks.
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Post#16 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:39 am by RJ2392

mcleex wrote:Violet Palmer...... :dontknow:


She's a replacement ref?
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Post#17 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:40 am by ForeveRaptorFan

Kaman, Evans didn't believe it so he checked it out.
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Post#18 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:41 am by RJ2392

ForeveRaptorFan wrote:Kaman, Evans didn't believe it so he checked it out.


Last I checked, the video wasn't on youtube anymore.
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Post#19 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:43 am by DavidKahn

sh00n wrote:Chris Quinn, for sure.

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He has definitely been in a porn.
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Post#20 Re: Biggest Penis In the NBA?
Mon Oct 5, 2009 12:44 am by sh00n

chocolateSensi wrote:Chris Quinn is hung like a whale. He has to tuck in into his socks.

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQmA_es80Uk&feature=related

Notice he only got like 2 inches off the ground? PROOF.
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