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Biggest Penis In the NBA? 

Post#1 » by DavidKahn » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:29 am

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Who do you guys think has the biggest penis in the NBA? I am picking Shaq. The picture above justifies my choice. I predict he has a 7.5 inch black mamba. Also because he has to carry that massive snake around when he plays, he is easily fatigued.

Post who you think has a big penis, predict the size, and how it might effect his game.
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Post#2 » by Str33t_Fight3r » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:30 am

EPIC.
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Post#3 » by s e n s i » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:31 am

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Post#4 » by Assassin_1 » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:32 am

LMAO
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Post#5 » by sh00n » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:33 am

Chris Quinn, for sure.

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Post#6 » by TheRaptorTruth » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:35 am

well bosh probably has a small one since hes rupaul.
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Post#7 » by Chosen_One23 » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:35 am

what the **** is wrong with u
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Post#8 » by Str33t_Fight3r » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:35 am

Ask Reggie Evans?
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Post#9 » by RJ2392 » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:35 am

-Rasho
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Post#10 » by Mikeye » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:35 am

Dwright Howard on Viagra
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Post#11 » by Guy986 » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:35 am

I'm thinking Rasho
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Post#12 » by ilikecb4 » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:36 am

Biggest: Ben Wallace, he just seems like a dude that would

Smallest: Yao Ming
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Post#13 » by RJ2392 » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:38 am

ilikecb4 wrote:Biggest: Ben Wallace, he just seems like a dude that would

Smallest: Yao Ming


I think Yao is average, he's chinese but he's also a big person so it evens out
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Post#14 » by mcleex » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:38 am

Violet Palmer...... :dontknow:
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Post#15 » by s e n s i » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:38 am

sh00n wrote:Chris Quinn, for sure.

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Chris Quinn is hung like a whale. He has to tuck it into his socks.
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Post#16 » by RJ2392 » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:39 am

mcleex wrote:Violet Palmer...... :dontknow:


She's a replacement ref?
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Post#17 » by ForeveRaptorFan » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:40 am

Kaman, Evans didn't believe it so he checked it out.
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Post#18 » by RJ2392 » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:41 am

ForeveRaptorFan wrote:Kaman, Evans didn't believe it so he checked it out.


Last I checked, the video wasn't on youtube anymore.
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Post#19 » by DavidKahn » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:43 am

sh00n wrote:Chris Quinn, for sure.

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He has definitely been in a porn.
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Post#20 » by sh00n » Mon Oct 5, 2009 5:44 am

chocolateSensi wrote:Chris Quinn is hung like a whale. He has to tuck in into his socks.

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQmA_es80Uk&feature=related

Notice he only got like 2 inches off the ground? PROOF.
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