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OT: Zach Randolph... first dunk of the season? HUH?

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OT: Zach Randolph... first dunk of the season? HUH?

Postby tush on Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:54 pm

I can't find a link for this, but when I google the sentence it shows up, whenever i click the link that part of the article is never there.

On my fantasy team, the last update for Zach Randolph says..

" Wed, Nov 18
F Zach Randolph, who scored 21 points and added 8 rebounds, got his first dunk of the season on a nifty pass by Marc Gasol. Randolph laughed all the way down court after the dunk.
(Yahoo! Sports)"

HUH?

First dunk of the season.. seriously?
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Re: OT: Zach Randolph... first dunk of the season? HUH?

Postby junot111 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:01 pm

he doesn't have hops
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Re: OT: Zach Randolph... first dunk of the season? HUH?

Postby Lionel Messi on Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:12 pm

He's fat, he lives off the space he creates on the offensive end.
He's large and not quick at all or athletic.
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Re: OT: Zach Randolph... first dunk of the season? HUH?

Postby boshjonesford on Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:22 pm

its believable
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Re: OT: Zach Randolph... first dunk of the season? HUH?

Postby Daedelus on Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:51 pm

Zach Randolph can dunk?
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Re: OT: Zach Randolph... first dunk of the season? HUH?

Postby ToffKobe on Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:06 pm

It's a typo. By first they mean 230th and "dunk" refers to how many donuts he's ate.
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Re: OT: Zach Randolph... first dunk of the season? HUH?

Postby Kayjay on Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:08 pm

He's leading the league in ORBs too. One more than CB.
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Re: OT: Zach Randolph... first dunk of the season? HUH?

Postby Sham on Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:09 pm

He's never been a dunker. He was always very unathletic, and only got more unathletic after wrecking his knee a few years ago. He only had 6 all of last year out of 415 made field goals.
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Re: OT: Zach Randolph... first dunk of the season? HUH?

Postby Tom Baker on Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:11 pm

ToffKobe wrote:It's a typo. By first they mean 230th and "dunk" refers to how many donuts he's ate.


Oh, thanks. Now I want a doughnut.
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Re: OT: Zach Randolph... first dunk of the season? HUH?

Postby Blazing_royale on Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:15 pm

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Re: OT: Zach Randolph... first dunk of the season? HUH?

Postby Toxicity on Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:17 pm

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/dunk-o-meter/yearly?&start_row=201

Players with least dunks in the league so far... to note Randolph is not alone out there. Brad Miller, Luis Scola, David West, Nenad Krstic, etc... even the slam dunker J.R. Smith (!!!) is at the botton of that chart! :o
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Re: OT: Zach Randolph... first dunk of the season? HUH?

Postby Tom Baker on Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:31 pm

Blazing_royale wrote:Image


That also makes me want a doughnut. Just one with infinite mass.



And chocolate sprinkles.
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Re: OT: Zach Randolph... first dunk of the season? HUH?

Postby Lionel Messi on Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:01 pm

Toxicity wrote:http://www.cbssports.com/nba/dunk-o-meter/yearly?&start_row=201

Players with least dunks in the league so far... to note Randolph is not alone out there. Brad Miller, Luis Scola, David West, Nenad Krstic, etc... even the slam dunker J.R. Smith (!!!) is at the botton of that chart! :o


Miller and krstic are purely perimiter bigs. West isnt really athletic and is undersized and scola is an all-finesse big (a la rasho).
JR Smith has been serving his suspension most of the year.
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Re: OT: Zach Randolph... first dunk of the season? HUH?

Postby blizzah on Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:04 pm

Lionel Messi wrote:
Toxicity wrote:http://www.cbssports.com/nba/dunk-o-meter/yearly?&start_row=201
all-finesse big (a la rasho).


I must be Mr. Universe if Rasho is a finesse player :P


I know.

I will be flamed for hating on Rashhho
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Re: OT: Zach Randolph... first dunk of the season? HUH?

Postby Lionel Messi on Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:07 pm

i meant it in the way that he chooses layups over dunks and turns easy dunks under the baskets into complicated reverse layups.

I never said he was a good finesse big.




but we can all agree he is the GOAT finesse big, among other things.
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