James Johnson Facts
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James Johnson can lick his elbow.
El Turco wrote:Nothing wrong with men shaking their ass while other men in tights jump on top of each other.
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James Johnson can win a game of 1-on-1 without even showing up.
James Johnson can 'waive' JackFinn without an Internet connection.
James Johnson doesn't know what spicy food is. But spicy food know who James Johnson is.
James Johnson can 'waive' JackFinn without an Internet connection.
James Johnson doesn't know what spicy food is. But spicy food know who James Johnson is.
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James Johnson once took a dump for 3 straight days... afterwards, he named it Detroit.
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James Johnson cannot be traded in the Trade Checker even for freakin' Lebron.
James Johnson dunked on Lebron once but the tape was confiscated.
James Johnson dunked on Lebron once but the tape was confiscated.
El Turco wrote:Nothing wrong with men shaking their ass while other men in tights jump on top of each other.
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James Johnson doesn't use a telephone. He's telepathic.
It's James Johnson's money and he wants it now!
It's James Johnson's money and he wants it now!
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Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.
That is, until James Johnson rips them off.
That is, until James Johnson rips them off.
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James Johnson visited President Obama, so he gave the Secret Service the day off. Then JJ took the Pres. to visit Iraq, N. Korea and Afghanistan.
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James Johnson doesn't use Enzyte. Enzyte uses James Johnson.
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When James Johnson closes his eyes, he sees his eye lids.
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James Johnson is all 99 of Jay Z's problems.
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NoahISmyNinja wrote:James Johnson is all 99 of Jay Z's problems.
winner!
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NoahISmyNinja wrote:James Johnson is all 99 of Jay Z's problems.
That's a new one.
James Johnson doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
Once a pickle, never a cucumber again.
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James Johnson LOVES the taste of communion wafers.
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James Johnson's Johnson is named James.
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James Johnson's testicles are named Father, Son and Holy ****!
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(Yes, what I am saying is -- James Johnson is "ET: The Extra Testicle.")
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So Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, and James Johnson walk into a bar... The bar explodes immediately because that much awesome in one place, at the same time, can not possibly be contained inside any structure built to date.
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James Johnson is the 5th horseman of the Apocalypse.
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Grand.Champ wrote:So Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, and James Johnson walk into a bar... The bar explodes immediately because that much awesome in one place, at the same time, can not possibly be contained inside any structure built to date.
Fortunately Taj Gibson walked in as well, and the building remained.