I just met Gar here in Dallas and made a statement.

[NoSkyy]

**Gar, walking away**

LeBron! Hell yeah! That's PERFECT! Why the **** didn't that occur to me before? Holy ****! LeBron! We've got to go and get LeBron! That's PERFECT! PERFECT! I gotta call Pax! Get LeBron! That's IT!!!!!!! Why didn't I think if that before? LeBron! Go get LeBron! Stupid! Stupid! Gotta do it. Gotta. LeBron!!!!!





Great job getting them thinking, man.

Now... would you really doubt this front office?

[olympiakos777]

FU*k GAR, i dont know why hes a GM anyways..what does this guy know, bring in some 1 who actually played nba ball and knows.

[rtblues]

Oh boy, Gar acknowledges people's presence!

I woulda asked him, "Hey fatso, how did an incompetent boob like you ever land this job?"

Watch and suffer as the Bulls get NO STARS....

GAR-PAX-DORF is a 3-headed, cheap-as-hell, profit monster.
Nothing else matters. As long as the U.C. is full, why spend
money? They will NEVER go into Luxury Tax either.

Now, Amare going to Cleveland, and Bosh-Wade possibilities, a mere pipe dream.

Guys complaining about prospect of getting Joe Johnson, well, it may be the
best they can get. Or, they could bring up a couple more D-League guys!

[samwana]

Great story, I wish I could have been there...
Good job anorexorcism!

[TB#1]

I woulda asked him, "Hey fatso, how did an incompetent boob like you ever land this job?"

Watch and suffer as the Bulls get NO STARS....

GAR-PAX-DORF is a 3-headed, cheap-as-hell, profit monster.
Nothing else matters. As long as the U.C. is full, why spend
money? They will NEVER go into Luxury Tax either.

Spoken like a true fan. Spend a lot of time growing up in Philly, did ya?

[coldfish]

I woulda asked him, "Hey fatso, how did an incompetent boob like you ever land this job?"

Watch and suffer as the Bulls get NO STARS....

GAR-PAX-DORF is a 3-headed, cheap-as-hell, profit monster.
Nothing else matters. As long as the U.C. is full, why spend
money? They will NEVER go into Luxury Tax either.

Spoken like a true fan. Spend a lot of time growing up in Philly, did ya?

This summer will be interesting. If the Bulls land Lebron, Bosh or Wade, I suspect everyone will love Garpaxdorf. If they fall on their face, its going to get extremely ugly before apathy sets in and people just give up on the Bulls.

[Hold That]

I woulda asked him, "Hey fatso, how did an incompetent boob like you ever land this job?"

Watch and suffer as the Bulls get NO STARS....

GAR-PAX-DORF is a 3-headed, cheap-as-hell, profit monster.
Nothing else matters. As long as the U.C. is full, why spend
money? They will NEVER go into Luxury Tax either.

Spoken like a true fan. Spend a lot of time growing up in Philly, did ya?

This summer will be interesting. If the Bulls land Lebron, Bosh or Wade, I suspect everyone will love Garpaxdorf. If they fall on their face, its going to get extremely ugly before apathy sets in and people just give up on the Bulls.

This sounds about right, I'm prepared to walk away with a MAXed out Joe Johnson and Al Harrington.. I can see it now..

[DuckIII]

"HEY GAR!"

He looks at me, sees my bulls cap, makes a motion like "What's up."

"GO GET US LEBRON!"

Chuckles, walks away with his family.

Mission accomplished. And now I think the guy is da bomb. I'm a fan.

You now think a guy you hated is "da bomb" because he nodded his head at you when you yelled something at him from a distance that probably 500 fans in Chicago yell at him at every Bulls' game he attends?

[DuckIII]

But I really gained a newfound respect for him, particularly when I saw how much of a smooth operator he was and how crazily his phone seemed to be blowing up.

Prior to this life changing event, when you imagined the telephone of a GM of an NBA basketball team in the weeks prior to the trade deadline, what did you imagine this phone was doing?

[El Ridda]

But I really gained a newfound respect for him, particularly when I saw how much of a smooth operator he was and how crazily his phone seemed to be blowing up.

Prior to this life changing event, when you imagined the telephone of a GM of an NBA basketball team in the weeks prior to the trade deadline, what did you imagine this phone was doing?

Brickbreaker/mobile pornography

[DuckIII]

"I represent the RealGM NATION! We Speak with One Voice (except Duck)!

He walks amongst us, but he is not one of us.

[Red Larrivee]

After all of what you preached on the board, sounds like you blew it.

[anorexorcism]

Duck, don't ever change. Love, anorexorcism.

[DuckIII]

Duck, don't ever change. Love, anorexorcism.

Nor you, my malnourished, Legion-infested friend.

[JackFinn]

"I represent the RealGM NATION! We Speak with One Voice (except Duck)!

He walks amongst us, but he is not one of us.

Duck, don't ever change. Love, anorexorcism.

Nor you, my malnourished, Legion-infested friend.

[kyrv]

Random dude on the internet: I hate Joe Blow (times infinity)

Random dude meets Joe Blow in person, in real life.

Random dude on the internet: I love that guy!!!

[waffle]

"I represent the RealGM NATION! We Speak with One Voice (except Duck)!

He walks amongst us, but he is not one of us.

amen