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Re: OT: Eva Longoria Files For Divorce From Tony Parker Read mo 

Post#41 » by DuckIII » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:03 pm

MissileMike wrote:Did Tony Parker Cheat on Eva Longoria with Teammate's Wife?

True or not, I like this crap coming out the day the bulls play the spurs!


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Re: OT: Eva Longoria Files For Divorce From Tony Parker Read mo 

Post#42 » by JoeDog10 » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:08 pm

MissileMike wrote:Did Tony Parker Cheat on Eva Longoria with Teammate's Wife?

True or not, I like this crap coming out the day the bulls play the spurs!


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Re: OT: Eva Longoria Files For Divorce From Tony Parker Read mo 

Post#43 » by ManualRam » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:10 pm

DuckIII wrote:
MissileMike wrote:Did Tony Parker Cheat on Eva Longoria with Teammate's Wife?

True or not, I like this crap coming out the day the bulls play the spurs!


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my guess is matt bonner's wife
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Re: OT: Eva Longoria Files For Divorce From Tony Parker Read mo 

Post#44 » by IWannaGoHIGHER » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:15 pm

ManualRam wrote:
DuckIII wrote:
MissileMike wrote:Did Tony Parker Cheat on Eva Longoria with Teammate's Wife?

True or not, I like this crap coming out the day the bulls play the spurs!


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my guess is matt bonner's wife


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Re: OT: Eva Longoria Files For Divorce From Tony Parker Read mo 

Post#45 » by zenvibes » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:31 pm

another sucker. at least he was hittin it for a few years and prolly get to tap it from time to time. gonna cost him though.
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Re: OT: Eva Longoria Files For Divorce From Tony Parker Read mo 

Post#46 » by OldSchoolNoBull » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:33 pm

I don't really know why any woman would trust any pro athlete to be faithful. This has to be the last profession a woman should look for a good husband in. There's a movie called "Love and Basketball", there's a quote from it, spoken by a character who is a retired NBA player, that I think sums the mentality that a lot - ok, not all, but a lot - of these guys have:

"Now when you're in the NBA, and you roll into a city...there's a hundred girls waiting down in that lobby. Listen to me. There's twenty more that make it past security onto your floor...and the boldest one is there at your front door. After a while, it just becomes part of the game."

That's no excuse, of course, but it's the way it is.
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Re: OT: Eva Longoria Files For Divorce From Tony Parker Read mo 

Post#47 » by JDRochholz » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:37 pm

zenvibes wrote:another sucker. at least he was hittin it for a few years and prolly get to tap it from time to time. gonna cost him though.


.....I'm sure it was worth it:

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Re: OT: Eva Longoria Files For Divorce From Tony Parker Read mo 

Post#48 » by dice » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:46 pm

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maybe it's the fresh meat factor, but she strikes me as hotter than eva. and good lord, is that a wedding dress?!
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Re: OT: Eva Longoria Files For Divorce From Tony Parker Read mo 

Post#49 » by the italian » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:54 pm

mizenkay wrote:Yesterday it was 'refudiated' but today it is apparently really happening. Tammy Wynette time. Bonus point for whoever gets that reference.

FTW, I've heard rumors of Tony's cheatin' and Eva's cheatin'. So yeah, not surprised by this at all.


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Post#50 » by mizenkay » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:59 pm

Yes, 'refudiate' is the Sarah Palin invented not-an-actual-word, but I was actually referring to the "Tammy Wynette time" bit.
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Post#51 » by OldSchoolNoBull » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:00 pm

mizenkay wrote:Yes, 'refudiate' is the Sarah Palin invented not-an-actual-word, but I was actually referring to the "Tammy Wynette time" bit.


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Re: OT: Eva Longoria Files For Divorce From Tony Parker Read mo 

Post#52 » by DanTown8587 » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:21 pm

DuckIII wrote:
MissileMike wrote:Did Tony Parker Cheat on Eva Longoria with Teammate's Wife?

True or not, I like this crap coming out the day the bulls play the spurs!


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The woman's identity wasn't revealed nor was the name of the San Antonio Spurs teammate.


I'm not a genius, but it's safe to say that if we don't know thewife then we do not know the player (or else we would know the wife). I mean, really People? That second part of that sentence was needed?
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Post#53 » by DanTown8587 » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:22 pm

PS Spurs title pre-marriage: 4
Spurs title post marriage: 0

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Post#54 » by ThirtyThree » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:31 pm

It was Brent Barry's wife.
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Re: OT: Eva Longoria Files For Divorce From Tony Parker Read mo 

Post#55 » by the italian » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:33 pm

mizenkay wrote:Yes, 'refudiate' is the Sarah Palin invented not-an-actual-word, but I was actually referring to the "Tammy Wynette time" bit.


Wow, I really missed that one. I must've skipped that sentence.
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Post#56 » by sonny » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:38 pm

ThirtyThree wrote:It was Brent Barry's wife.

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Re: OT: Eva Longoria Files For Divorce From Tony Parker Read mo 

Post#57 » by DuckIII » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:44 pm

DanTown8587 wrote:
I'm not a genius, but it's safe to say that if we don't know thewife then we do not know the player (or else we would know the wife). I mean, really People? That second part of that sentence was needed?


Its a little known fact, but Bexar County, Texas, recognizes polyandry unions. Somewhere between 7 and 9 Spurs are married to the same woman.

But here's the wrinke: That woman is Eva Longoria. She's divorcing Tony for banging her on the night she was R-Jeff's wife.
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Re: OT: Eva Longoria Files For Divorce From Tony Parker Read mo 

Post#58 » by Magilla_Gorilla » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:53 pm

DuckIII wrote:
DanTown8587 wrote:
I'm not a genius, but it's safe to say that if we don't know thewife then we do not know the player (or else we would know the wife). I mean, really People? That second part of that sentence was needed?


Its a little known fact, but Bexar County, Texas, recognizes polyandry unions. Somewhere between 7 and 9 Spurs are married to the same woman.




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Re: OT: Eva Longoria Files For Divorce From Tony Parker Read mo 

Post#59 » by johnnyvann840 » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:58 pm


Longoria says that Parker cheated on her earlier in their marriage and that he kept in touch with the woman on Facebook, according to Lopez.


another marriage ruined by "Facebook" .. In the past two years I know a few relationships that have been destroyed, or put in major turmoil over freaking "Facebook"..... including one of my own. It's either some ex, HS sweetheart, or somebody you meet in business, or even just a friend.. but they always want to make comments on your wall or send messages. Believe that your wife/GF is reading your wall and probably your PM's too. Even if you're doing nothing wrong, you can be in trouble just for having a new "friend" , or getting a comment from an ex, or friend. It always leads to mistrust and turmoil. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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Re: OT: Eva Longoria Files For Divorce From Tony Parker Read mo 

Post#60 » by zenvibes » Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:20 pm

lol at this thread. bulls board has some talent.

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