Melo 15: The End Is Nigh

[the ultimates]

@mcten: Movie producer Joel Silver was a part of the LAL presentation to Melo, making a short film about him and speaking to him about the industry

Ugh, man that's embarrassing.

On the next ESPN 30 for 30 "Melo: Lala's Career Killed Mine"

[Michael Jackson]

its going to be funny when melo signs for the super max in new york after all his talk of taking less money so whatever team he is on can add more talent..La La must have put her foot down as hard as an elephant after he said that and sent him to his room without dessert....

Not really. 60 million and the question of Derricks knees plus the cap space they have can really justify his decision. Second place is where the bulls were always at.

[mikeyk]

Well crap, let's just all revel in the fact that we have THE BEST PLAYER IN EUROPE AS A FALLBACK PLAN.

"No way a European player makes an impact."

-smooches,

Dirk Nowitzki

[mikeyk]

its going to be funny when melo signs for the super max in new york after all his talk of taking less money so whatever team he is on can add more talent..La La must have put her foot down as hard as an elephant after he said that and sent him to his room without dessert....

Not really. 60 million and the question of Derricks knees plus the cap space they have can really justify his decision. Second place is where the bulls were always at.

Don't tell people to shut up - Re

[MoneyMitch]

I would say the LaLa thing is ridiculous but boy was she irrelevant when he played in Denver

Get Oprah on the horn and get her a reality series

[nomorezorro]

NT's theory actually sounds plausible to me.

It would explain Noah going around telling random people Melo's staying in NY at LAX earlier today...

Please explain to me how that crackpot theory explains Noah telling people that Melo is going to NY, if that actually did happen.

Because Melo would have recruited Noah to join up with him when his contract is over...It's how Noah knows he's staying...And it would explain why Noah doesn't give a **** telling randoms what's going on.

carmelo would be the greatest manipulator in human history in this situation

-noah spends four months recruiting melo, and melo lets him knowing that it will come in handy later
-melo talks about how he really wants to win during the meeting, a very unique attribute amongst professional basketball players
-melo convinces pau to take a meeting with the bulls so noah flies out there too
-melo breaks the hard news to noah in person about resigning with nyk, but says 'i really want to play with you in the future still'
-noah immediately checks out on his bulls career and counts down the days until he can finally play with the only human in this universe he cares about, carmelo anthony. he is so overcome with joy at this far-off occurrence that he shouts melo's decisions in the terminals of lax

[ChiefILL53]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/CraigSagerJr/status/484814652107669504[/tweet]

On a lighter note....

[Hans Embiid]

Screw Lebron
Screw Melo

McBuckets is a reliable 1st option. This guy will give 20 points a night without even trying.

[Dominator83]

On a serious note, if they strike out on Melo, Gasol, AND can't even deliver Mirotic, then plan D should be to cancel our season. Another year of an early PO exit with no high lottery pick to show for it will be brutal to watch

[BrooklynBulls]

Please explain to me how that crackpot theory explains Noah telling people that Melo is going to NY, if that actually did happen.

Because Melo would have recruited Noah to join up with him when his contract is over...It's how Noah knows he's staying...And it would explain why Noah doesn't give a **** telling randoms what's going on.

carmelo would be the greatest manipulator in human history in this situation

-noah spends four months recruiting melo, and melo lets him knowing that it will come in handy later
-melo talks about how he really wants to win during the meeting, a very unique attribute amongst professional basketball players
-melo convinces pau to take a meeting with the bulls so noah flies out there too
-melo breaks the hard news to noah in person about resigning with nyk, but says 'i really want to play with you in the future still'
-noah immediately checks out on his bulls career and counts down the days until he can finally play with the only human in this universe he cares about, carmelo anthony. he is so overcome with joy at this far-off occurrence that he shouts melo's decisions in the terminals of lax

I mean sure, yeah, that's the simple version of things, if you want to leave the role of the illuminati out of it.

[HoneyNutCheerio]

I would say the LaLa thing is ridiculous but boy was she irrelevant when he played in Denver

Get Oprah on the horn and get her a reality series

I remember her from the Flavor of Love Re-Union specials.

[mikeyk]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/CraigSagerJr/status/484814652107669504[/tweet]

On a lighter note....

My buddy met Craig Sager in downtown Chicago last winter.

Hell of a guy. Honestly, he makes the TNT broadcast even more enjoyable. Hate seeing good people struggle.

God bless.

[Red Larrivee]

Not really. 60 million and the question of Derricks knees plus the cap space they have can really justify his decision. Second place is where the bulls were always at.

"Hey Melo, we may or may not build you a team as good as the Bulls have been the past 4 years. Sign the contract."

[BR0D1E86]

I would say the LaLa thing is ridiculous but boy was she irrelevant when he played in Denver

Get Oprah on the horn and get her a reality series

Is she not irrelevant now? I literally only know that she exists because of Realgm.


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[Hans Embiid]

On a serious note, if they strike out on Melo, Gasol, AND can't even deliver Mirotic, then plan D should be to cancel our season. Another year of an early PO exit with no high lottery pick to show for it will be brutal to watch

Fire Garpax and hire Boozer-

[MoneyMitch]

I would say the LaLa thing is ridiculous but boy was she irrelevant when he played in Denver

Get Oprah on the horn and get her a reality series

Is she not irrelevant now? I literally only know that she exists because of Realgm.


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[Jordan45822]

@Mike_Bresnahan: One person in the Lakers' meeting room said Carmelo was "truly engaged in the conversation." Lakers can't predict if he'll sign, though.

[mikeyk]

LALA seems like a pretty cool wife.

She throws the pussy at MELO, let's him go to strip clubs and doesn't afraid of anything.

[MoneyMitch]

I would say the LaLa thing is ridiculous but boy was she irrelevant when he played in Denver

Get Oprah on the horn and get her a reality series

I remember her from the Flavor of Love Re-Union specials.

at first I read that as re-runs and thought

[Hans Embiid]

LALA seems like a pretty cool wife.

She throws the pussy at MELO, let's him go to strip clubs and doesn't afraid of anything.

When his career is over she will be gone thats for sure.