Juicy Juice wrote:HomoSapien wrote:So Boozer's wife divorced him because he tripped on a bag at night and let down Bulls fans all over the world?
No, here's what happened.
Boozer and his wife have been trying to file for divorce for a while now. He finds out she cheated on him with James Johnson, and knowing he can't do anything to him, he decided to punch a wall and broke his hand (Boozer does not realize his hand is broken yet). With the power invested in James Johnson, he magically placed Boozer's gym bag on the ground, shut off his electricity, and rang his doorbell, because he knew Boozer took his anger for Johnson out on the wall. The last person you want to have anger for is James Johnson. Anyway, Boozer, who already had a broken hand from punching the wall (but he doesn't realize this yet), runs to open the door and trips on his gym bag, thus destroying his hand.
However, the real question is...who was at the door?
Well I heard it was the back door
In which case it had to be Delonte West