BrooklynBulls: "Derrick Rose is a unicorn."

Shill · Post #1 » by **Shill** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:21 pm

I'm sorry, but that quote deserves its own thread.

From wiki:

The unicorn is the only fabulous beast that does not seem to have been conceived out of human fears. In even the earliest references he is fierce yet good, selfless yet solitary, but always mysteriously beautiful. He could be captured only by unfair means, and his single horn was said to neutralize poison

Puertorique · Post #2 » by **Puertorique** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:23 pm

So beautiful, so strong, so graceful......

Post #3 » by **BrooklynBulls** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:23 pm

whonka · Post #4 » by **whonka** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:25 pm

All the little girls in the world want Derrick Rose for their birthdays.

Puertorique · Post #5 » by **Puertorique** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:25 pm

Actually this is a pretty cool pic also.

BGeezy · Post #6 » by **BGeezy** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:44 pm

that was wonderful

sdeezy · Post #7 » by **sdeezy** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:48 pm

I don't get it

[/rocksforbrains]

darkman1x32 · Post #8 » by **darkman1x32** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:02 am

It describes him to a teeeeeeeee.

bentheredengthat · Post #9 » by **bentheredengthat** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:07 am

Puertorique wrote:Actually this is a pretty cool pic also.

Does that Bull have fangs?!?

CousinOfDeath · Post #10 » by **CousinOfDeath** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:19 am

He's not just a unicorn. He's a "pissed-off athletic monster freak" unicorn.

C3 · Post #11 » by C3 » Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:35 am

bentheredengthat · Post #12 » by **bentheredengthat** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:24 am

something about this thread is a little creepy

waffle · Post #13 » by **waffle** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:26 am

you have to be a virgin to touch him?

Some on this board probably meet that requirement...

logical_art · Post #14 » by **logical_art** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:38 am

Why is it unicorn and not unihorn?

Is the thing called a corn?

SHO'NUFF · Post #15 » by **SHO'NUFF** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:41 am

.."and his single horn was said to neutralize poison"

Should be single "thorn".

Post #16 » by **Three34** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:45 am

What the extremely bloody hell are you all talking about?

red222 · Post #17 » by **red222** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:50 am

waffle wrote:you have to be a virgin to touch him?

Some on this board probably meet that requirement...

bentheredengthat · Post #18 » by **bentheredengthat** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:53 am

logical_art wrote:Why is it unicorn and not unihorn?

Is the thing called a corn?

No but there's this thing called a eunuch.

Godzilla039 · Post #19 » by **Godzilla039** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:59 am

Can I get a quick explanation on the phenomenon known as ''Raps in 4'' ? It seems to be before my time.

j-smooth · Post #20 » by **j-smooth** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:11 am

So since Roae is a Unicorn I believe it would be fun to find out what the other Bulls players are in terms of mythical creatures. I'll start.

Joakim Noah - Big Foot
"aka Sasquatch! Big Hairy MoFo who stinks! 7 feet tall. Scares Cats! Mostly seen in the 70's...on reel tape."

-urbandictionary