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Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 4:13 am
by TheCly
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/20 ... vorce.htmlWhat, huh, waaaaait just a minute. How did he break his hand again?
Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 4:16 am
by alucryts
TheCly wrote:http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/10/report-bulls-boozer-files-for-divorce.html
What, huh, waaaaait just a minute. How did he break his hand again?
its been goin on for a while apparently
Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 4:16 am
by DRose4MVP
I had a feeling it wasn't his damn bag. Nice story, if he made it up. Crafty Booz...crafty.
Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 4:19 am
by The Big Dog
It says proceedings started on August 13th.
I do wonder if something relating to the divorce pissed him off causing him to punch a wall, or something like that.
Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 4:29 am
by Tommy Udo 6
That is what I wrote in the Boozer thread. The injury seems more consistent with punching a wall or something than it does from falling
Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 4:35 am
by johnnyvann840
I never did get how tripping over a bag and bracing your fall would break that metacarpal bone. How did his hand turn completely over so he fell on the back of his hand? nearly impossible to do even if you try. He punched a wall or banged a table extremely hard.
Women. Damn.
Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 4:51 am
by Payt10
He broke it by punching a wall. That's what I first thought when I heard he broke his hand. It's a little hard to believe that he broke it by tripping over a bag..
Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 5:15 am
by TheCly
I don't care when they started proceedings or how they spin this. That's a boxer fracture, by definition.
http://www.emedicinehealth.com/boxers_f ... cle_em.htmI know, because I broke mine punching a german guy in the head years ago when he grabbed my wife at a party. Of course, I did tell the doctor I fell too.

Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 5:17 am
by logical_art
TheCly wrote:I don't care when they started proceedings or how they spin this. That's a boxer fracture, by definition.
http://www.emedicinehealth.com/boxers_f ... cle_em.htmI know, because I broke mine punching a german guy in the head years ago when he grabbed my wife at a party. Of course, I did tell the doctor I fell too.

You should have told him you punched a German guy.
Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 5:41 am
by TheCly
logical_art wrote:TheCly wrote:I don't care when they started proceedings or how they spin this. That's a boxer fracture, by definition.
http://www.emedicinehealth.com/boxers_f ... cle_em.htmI know, because I broke mine punching a german guy in the head years ago when he grabbed my wife at a party. Of course, I did tell the doctor I fell too.

You should have told him you punched a German guy.
No way, it was a german doctor and they would have made me pay for the other guy's medical treatment. He had a pretty big bump on his head. It's funny now, he was saying "why you make this on my head?"
Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 5:46 am
by M_1
logical_art wrote:TheCly wrote:I don't care when they started proceedings or how they spin this. That's a boxer fracture, by definition.
http://www.emedicinehealth.com/boxers_f ... cle_em.htmI know, because I broke mine punching a german guy in the head years ago when he grabbed my wife at a party. Of course, I did tell the doctor I fell too.

You should have told him you punched a German guy.

I´m watching you
Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 5:52 am
by Cuernos1
Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 6:00 am
by Chocolate City Jordanaire
Payt10 wrote:He broke it by punching a wall. That's what I first thought when I heard he broke his hand. It's a little hard to believe that he broke it by tripping over a bag..
I got a boxer fracture the very same way. Actually, got mine breaking a door--the door broke back.

Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 7:38 am
by Jvaughn
Great timing Boozer. If you wanted to keep up with this "fell over a bag" story at least wait a couple of weeks so that this story seems somewhat unrelated. Almost as bad as the "I crashed a tree into a tree in front of my house" story that ended in Tiger's wife filing for divorce. Idiot.
Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 8:26 am
by Juicy Juice
His wife probably cheated on him with CJ Watson, so he punched CJ and broke his hand.
Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 8:31 am
by DRose4MVP
Juicy Juice wrote:His wife probably cheated on him with CJ Watson, so he punched CJ and broke his hand.
That's it. This version of the story explains not only Boozer's broken hand, but also CJ's horrible shooting tonight

Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 9:27 am
by spacemonkey
Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 11:39 am
by Benedict Miller
i've been saying he punched the wall here all along... Boozer is a liar
Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 12:25 pm
by TheAdmiral
Oh, now this is something else.
Re: Boozer files for divorce
Posted: Wed Oct 6, 2010 12:51 pm
by 6_Rings

Uh. I feel down the stairs....