GT- 11/13 Bulls at Toronto - 7pm CST - TNT/TSN2
Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 8:21 am
First things first. A Bulls Board PSA
Step up your game(threads) kids. I can't do this alone!
A New Section: Coldfish's Game Summary Of Our Last Outing
*Spoiler Tag since it is long
Thursday November 13th, Bulls at Toronto. 7pm CST. On TNT
This Thursday we take on our previous brothers in tank (for some of us at least). The Toronto Kyle Lowry's
Mk0's Tale of the Tape AKA Shenanigans and $#!T Talking
Toronto is the hottest team in the East right now at 6-1... technically. While they have beaten two solid teams in Atlanta and DC they have lost to Miami and their other 4 wins were against the Magic, depleted OKC, Boston and The 76ers.
Dudes have been B-U-M bumslaying. Can we muscle up and beat down these prehistoric sons of beaches?
This evening the Bulls started the first half by scoring 60 on the helpless Pissed-Ons.
Pau Gasol dropped 17/15/4 and farted on the collective pillows of the Pistons bigs before smothering them to sleep.
JoNo awoke from his stoned haze to pull in 13/17/6/4. Looking more and more like himself as the season goes on.
Jim-Jam got turnt up, for 19/4 and shooting 50% and hitting 4/7 from downtown. He only played 42.5 minutes. The god damned slacker..
But most importantly we got to see how Jimmy plays with Rose. Who managed to get 24/7/2 in 32m had some shiny dimes to Pau and Noah.
Bonus points for Brooks who had 10 points in 11 mins. This guy is going to need more minutes if we wanna beat the Raps.
Mandatory Roundball Rock
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-WA4xEal2s&channel=jstevens888[/youtube]
The Starting Lineups
Raps In 4
At Point Guard - The Original, No MSG

At Shooting Guard - A Dunking Dinosaur

At Small Forward - "I Can't Believe It's Not Drummond" Terrance Loss.

At Power Forward - Amir "I really like this guy so I'm gonna cut him some slack" Johnson

*Forgive me for this one, it is a stretch.. Amir Johnson. A mirror gives a reflection.. a reflection of Calvin Johnson. Get it? Yea, sorry
At Center - Lucas "Valanciunas" Lee
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nokfO0qhIxI&channel=ESSAIRYD3R[/youtube]
*Ray Clay Voice ACTIVATE*
AND NOW, The Starting Lineup For Youuuuuuuur CHI-CAAAAA-GO BULLLLLLLS!!!
The Man In the Middle - Joakim Noah

At Pau'er Forward - Pau "The Flying Llama" Gasol

At Small Forward - Mike "Not Doug" Levy Jr.

At Power Guard - The Swaghammer, Jimmy "The G Stands for Gets Hoes" Buckets.

At Point God - Derrick Mutha F*cking Rose
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otl-a2GDO0Q&channel=gdfactoryclips[/youtube]
Keys to the Game
Rose vs Lowry
Two of the best point guards in the East are facing up against one another. In the past this is the type of game that brings out the best in Derrick. Lets hope we see more of that on Thursday night.
Jimmy vs DeRozan
Jimmy needs to stop DeMar. DeRozan is scoring 22.7 on the season and he has only had two stinker games of less than 20 points, scoring 15 (season opener) and 16 respectively. Minus those two games he has scored 23, 24, 25, 26 and 30 (against Miami). Jimmy stops DeRozan and our shot at winning the game spikes.
Reb-God-Damned-Bounding
This game gives us a very good chance at getting our rebound swag back. Jonas Valanciunas is their leading rebounder and he only averages 7.2 per game. The issue is that he only plays 23mpg right now. Lets hope that we get our box-out mojo back.
Good Luck Charms

Final Thoughts
This team needs a win against a good team. A win in Toronto is just what the doctor ordered. TNT Thursday Night, Derrick going up against a top tier PG. Jimmy facing up against a shooting guard who scores over 20 a game.. Whoooo boy.

Step up your game(threads) kids. I can't do this alone!
fleet wrote:This thread and its late appearance is why I think we need designated game thread guys. No offense, I understand that something needed to be posted up.
A New Section: Coldfish's Game Summary Of Our Last Outing
*Spoiler Tag since it is long
Spoiler:
Thursday November 13th, Bulls at Toronto. 7pm CST. On TNT
This Thursday we take on our previous brothers in tank (for some of us at least). The Toronto Kyle Lowry's
Mk0's Tale of the Tape AKA Shenanigans and $#!T Talking
Toronto is the hottest team in the East right now at 6-1... technically. While they have beaten two solid teams in Atlanta and DC they have lost to Miami and their other 4 wins were against the Magic, depleted OKC, Boston and The 76ers.
Dudes have been B-U-M bumslaying. Can we muscle up and beat down these prehistoric sons of beaches?
This evening the Bulls started the first half by scoring 60 on the helpless Pissed-Ons.
Pau Gasol dropped 17/15/4 and farted on the collective pillows of the Pistons bigs before smothering them to sleep.
JoNo awoke from his stoned haze to pull in 13/17/6/4. Looking more and more like himself as the season goes on.
Jim-Jam got turnt up, for 19/4 and shooting 50% and hitting 4/7 from downtown. He only played 42.5 minutes. The god damned slacker..
But most importantly we got to see how Jimmy plays with Rose. Who managed to get 24/7/2 in 32m had some shiny dimes to Pau and Noah.
Bonus points for Brooks who had 10 points in 11 mins. This guy is going to need more minutes if we wanna beat the Raps.
Mandatory Roundball Rock
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-WA4xEal2s&channel=jstevens888[/youtube]
The Starting Lineups
Raps In 4
At Point Guard - The Original, No MSG

At Shooting Guard - A Dunking Dinosaur
At Small Forward - "I Can't Believe It's Not Drummond" Terrance Loss.

At Power Forward - Amir "I really like this guy so I'm gonna cut him some slack" Johnson

*Forgive me for this one, it is a stretch.. Amir Johnson. A mirror gives a reflection.. a reflection of Calvin Johnson. Get it? Yea, sorry
At Center - Lucas "Valanciunas" Lee
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nokfO0qhIxI&channel=ESSAIRYD3R[/youtube]
*Ray Clay Voice ACTIVATE*
AND NOW, The Starting Lineup For Youuuuuuuur CHI-CAAAAA-GO BULLLLLLLS!!!
The Man In the Middle - Joakim Noah

At Pau'er Forward - Pau "The Flying Llama" Gasol
At Small Forward - Mike "Not Doug" Levy Jr.

At Power Guard - The Swaghammer, Jimmy "The G Stands for Gets Hoes" Buckets.
At Point God - Derrick Mutha F*cking Rose
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otl-a2GDO0Q&channel=gdfactoryclips[/youtube]
Keys to the Game
Rose vs Lowry
Two of the best point guards in the East are facing up against one another. In the past this is the type of game that brings out the best in Derrick. Lets hope we see more of that on Thursday night.
Jimmy vs DeRozan
Jimmy needs to stop DeMar. DeRozan is scoring 22.7 on the season and he has only had two stinker games of less than 20 points, scoring 15 (season opener) and 16 respectively. Minus those two games he has scored 23, 24, 25, 26 and 30 (against Miami). Jimmy stops DeRozan and our shot at winning the game spikes.
Reb-God-Damned-Bounding
This game gives us a very good chance at getting our rebound swag back. Jonas Valanciunas is their leading rebounder and he only averages 7.2 per game. The issue is that he only plays 23mpg right now. Lets hope that we get our box-out mojo back.
Good Luck Charms

Final Thoughts
This team needs a win against a good team. A win in Toronto is just what the doctor ordered. TNT Thursday Night, Derrick going up against a top tier PG. Jimmy facing up against a shooting guard who scores over 20 a game.. Whoooo boy.
