Zach Lavine thread

GrowingHorns · Post #61 » by **GrowingHorns** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 11:13 am

bledredwine wrote:Why not just Zach Attack?

Or

The elevator - (Stacie would have sayings during replay like “and now watch the elevator! Climbing floor by floor until BAM! Right on top of lebron’s Head! I love it funk)

Btw surprised no ones been “the terminator”, someone relentless like Westbrook

So, Terminator ganging up with The Finnisher against the doomed NBA? I like The Elevator, your suggestion of Stacie's possible sayings makes it even more appalling.

erlim · Post #62 » by **erlim** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 11:16 am

Basic Z.

vvgotgame19 · Post #63 » by **vvgotgame19** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 12:33 pm

mtron32 wrote:
Jcool0 wrote:
bullsareback wrote:Zach the knife

We have a winner.

ZachtoKnife

Lock up the thread we have a winner!!

bullsareback · Post #64 » by **bullsareback** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 1:37 pm

Explaining "Zach the Knife":

Taken from the song "Mack the Knife" which is about a hitman or assassin.
Also because Zach knifes thru the lane like a hot knife through butter.
Also because he hits "daggers" from downtown.

Stacey would probably like it, Zach might not get it (age factors)

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sco · Post #65 » by **sco** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 1:43 pm

Does he, really need a good nickname?

I feel like you need to a t last be an allstar.

Jory04 · Post #66 » by **Jory04** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 5:34 pm

Zach Le-Knife

Red8911 · Post #67 » by **Red8911** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 5:48 pm

Why does he need a nickname? The name Zach LaVine is fine,nick names are dumb anyways.

Taikuri · Post #68 » by **Taikuri** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 8:16 pm

We got RoLo so why not ZaLa. Zach is the hardest one for sure. I'm glad that most of our young & future core has some good ones:

Block Panther
Larry Marksman
Young Pip
Ottomatic

JohnnyTapwater · Post #69 » by **JohnnyTapwater** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 8:41 pm

I call him the Crow.

He's making a lot of my friends eat crow

ATRAIN53 · Post #70 » by **ATRAIN53** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 9:08 pm

You have to do something or have a distinct look or trait that lends you to a nickname.
Sometimes it even happens accidently.

But trying to assign someone a nickname is akin to changing the recipe for coke.
You really can't because it doesn't work.

my wife has been calling him "zach", spoken as it's written - not "zak" like it should sound.
my kid calls him 'natch' lavine :lol:

I like Zack to the Rack

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samwana · Post #71 » by **samwana** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 10:31 pm

I like Zach Attack

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AKfanatic · Post #72 » by **AKfanatic** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 10:38 pm

JohnnyTapwater wrote:I call him the Crow.

He's making a lot of my friends eat crow

I’ve been eating some lately, and it’s absolutely sublime.

Rowland Garrett · Post #73 » by **Rowland Garrett** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 10:55 pm

Jet Pack Zach

jc23 · Post #74 » by **jc23** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 11:10 pm

Red8911 wrote:Why does he need a nickname? The name Zach LaVine is fine,nick names are dumb anyways.

oh go eat your oatmeal lol

Post #75 » by **RedBulls23** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 11:19 pm

Read on Twitter

Betta Bulleavit · Post #76 » by **Betta Bulleavit** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 11:20 pm

8-Ball....

kodo · Post #77 » by **kodo** » Fri Mar 8, 2019 11:33 pm

League's most efficient point getters on drives. Min 12 drives per game.

CE1141 · Post #78 » by **CE1141** » Sat Mar 9, 2019 5:56 am

Zach The Ripper
Iron Knees
Mr.Freeze

Rowland Garrett · Post #79 » by **Rowland Garrett** » Sat Mar 9, 2019 7:28 am

The day of the Zach-L

bearadonisdna · Post #80 » by **bearadonisdna** » Sat Mar 9, 2019 7:29 am

‘Return of the Zach