Official Guess the Bulls' new years' resolutions

kyrv · Post #1 » by **kyrv** » Wed Jan 2, 2008 1:26 am

I'll start with a couple.

Tom Dore:

Say something other than "right there", "looking for the open man" and "pops out".

Stacie King:

Say something other than "wwwoooowwwww" and "roll it".

Red Kerr:

Say something.

Ben Gordon:

Research QO options.

Chris Duhon:

Become 'friends' with Boylan.

Ben Wallace:

Cash his checks.

The300thSpartan · Post #2 » by **The300thSpartan** » Wed Jan 2, 2008 1:40 am

Tyrus Thomas:

Don't go nucking futs rotting on the bench. Maybe ask a teammate to turn him over every few games or so, so he doesn't get bench sores.

newskoolbulls · Post #3 » by **newskoolbulls** » Wed Jan 2, 2008 2:44 am

Tyrus Thomas: Wash grey t-shirt after every game, it gets sweaty on that bench.

Cdoo: Kick the hooch

BG and Luol: try to stick together in negotiations

Kirk: dont cheat on the wife in the new yr

BW: Dont mention that you miss the Pistons

Post #4 » by **dougthonus** » Wed Jan 2, 2008 3:11 am

Boylan: I resolved to change the coaching style from Skiles. I'm only going to play the vets instead of giving those rookies up to 10 minutes once every three games.

newskoolbulls · Post #5 » by **newskoolbulls** » Wed Jan 2, 2008 3:33 am

sorry to go OT but Doug do you think Pax and Boylan have spoken about playing the vets and try to move up the standings than when we have atleast a 5th 6th spot than start mixing the young guys with the vets? I know it may sound stupid but hey its already January and we only have 11 wins and its time to start rolling.

Bulls_MIT · Post #6 » by **Bulls_MIT** » Wed Jan 2, 2008 3:46 am

Nocioni: Pass the ball.

Realize there is not 2 seconds on the shot clock every single time you catch the ball.

Bullsmaniac · Post #7 » by **Bullsmaniac** » Wed Jan 2, 2008 4:07 am

Kirk: I will try and stop overdribbling and try to stop reaching (the guy I'm guarding) and get caught for stupid fouls.

Noce: I will try and stop chucking up quick bad shots and I will try and stop shrigging my shoulders every time I don't agree with a call against me.

Duhon: I will try and get my confidence back in my shots and stop hesitating t shoot when wide open.

Wallace: I will stop thinking about Chauncey, Rip, Sheed and Tayshaun so much... God I miss them.

Thabo: I will try to suck less.

Tyrus: I will definitely ask for more gray T-shirts, the one I have is getting worn out.

Boylan: I will try and decieve the fans and pretend I'm not Skiles by playing Tyrus spurts of 2- 4 mins. every other game. wink wink.

Polynice4Pippen · Post #8 » by **Polynice4Pippen** » Wed Jan 2, 2008 4:13 am

Norm Van Lier: An extra 5 minutes of "intensitaaa" in case of overtime situations such as Monday's game.

cark · Post #9 » by **cark** » Wed Jan 2, 2008 4:57 am

Adrian Griffin: Convince Boylan that having a "calming influence" on the court is what wins games.

Clint Eastwood · Post #10 » by **Clint Eastwood** » Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:00 am

gordon-i will study tape of vinnie johnson and aspire to have his career

noah-i will attempt to move like a basketball player, not tyson chandler

nocioni- i will not hold my palms up to the refs, and realize it makes them hate me more than they already do

gray-i will ask the refs if they think i am brad miller

Tyrus- i will keep my sanity, and continue to kick big bens ass every chance i get

wallace- i will lobby for a trade to the lakers for kwame

duhon-i will try light beer

thabo-i will erase the memory of my prior to this day bulls experience and see what i can be worth on the court.

Me- i will try to continue watching this team and just hope roster changes are forthcoming.