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I'll start with a couple.

Tom Dore:

Say something other than "right there", "looking for the open man" and "pops out".

Stacie King:

Say something other than "wwwoooowwwww" and "roll it".

Red Kerr:

Say something.

Ben Gordon:

Research QO options.

Chris Duhon:

Become 'friends' with Boylan.

Ben Wallace:

Cash his checks.

Tyrus Thomas:

Don't go nucking futs rotting on the bench. Maybe ask a teammate to turn him over every few games or so, so he doesn't get bench sores.

Tyrus Thomas: Wash grey t-shirt after every game, it gets sweaty on that bench.

Cdoo: Kick the hooch

BG and Luol: try to stick together in negotiations

Kirk: dont cheat on the wife in the new yr

BW: Dont mention that you miss the Pistons

Boylan: I resolved to change the coaching style from Skiles. I'm only going to play the vets instead of giving those rookies up to 10 minutes once every three games.

sorry to go OT but Doug do you think Pax and Boylan have spoken about playing the vets and try to move up the standings than when we have atleast a 5th 6th spot than start mixing the young guys with the vets? I know it may sound stupid but hey its already January and we only have 11 wins and its time to start rolling.

Nocioni: Pass the ball.

Realize there is not 2 seconds on the shot clock every single time you catch the ball.

Kirk: I will try and stop overdribbling and try to stop reaching (the guy I'm guarding) and get caught for stupid fouls.

Noce: I will try and stop chucking up quick bad shots and I will try and stop shrigging my shoulders every time I don't agree with a call against me.

Duhon: I will try and get my confidence back in my shots and stop hesitating t shoot when wide open.

Wallace: I will stop thinking about Chauncey, Rip, Sheed and Tayshaun so much... God I miss them.

Thabo: I will try to suck less.

Tyrus: I will definitely ask for more gray T-shirts, the one I have is getting worn out.

Boylan: I will try and decieve the fans and pretend I'm not Skiles by playing Tyrus spurts of 2- 4 mins. every other game. wink wink.

Norm Van Lier: An extra 5 minutes of "intensitaaa" in case of overtime situations such as Monday's game.

Adrian Griffin: Convince Boylan that having a "calming influence" on the court is what wins games.

gordon-i will study tape of vinnie johnson and aspire to have his career

noah-i will attempt to move like a basketball player, not tyson chandler

nocioni- i will not hold my palms up to the refs, and realize it makes them hate me more than they already do

gray-i will ask the refs if they think i am brad miller

Tyrus- i will keep my sanity, and continue to kick big bens ass every chance i get

wallace- i will lobby for a trade to the lakers for kwame

duhon-i will try light beer

thabo-i will erase the memory of my prior to this day bulls experience and see what i can be worth on the court.

Me- i will try to continue watching this team and just hope roster changes are forthcoming.