Classic Movie Lines Applied to Bulls/Misc. NBA Folks
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:23 pm
Some movie quotes that apply to some NBA folks:
Larry Brown: I know everything there is to know about the greatest game ever invented. (Hoosiers)
Jerry Reinsdorf: Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed works. (Wall Street)
Scott Skiles: I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people. [ ] I see the worst in people. I don't need to look past seeing them to get all I need. I want to rule and never, ever explain myself. I've built my hatreds up over the years, little by little. (There Will be Blood)
John Paxson: Macbeth! Be bold, bloody, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man; for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth. (Macbeth)
Jimmy Dolan: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself! (Dumb and Dumber)
Isiah Thomas: Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth. (The Pride of the Yankees)
Tyrus Thomas: Sun don't shine on the same dog's ass everyday, but, mister you ain't seen a ray of light since you got here. (Hoosiers)
John Amechi: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral? (Spartacus)
Eddy Curry: Now, explain it to me like I'm a four-year-old. (Philadelphia)
Shawn Kemp: She's not my special lady, she's my **** lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive. (The Big Lebowski)
Chris Duhon: I want a drink. I want a drink all the time. I'd wake up in the middle of the night, my eyes pop open thinking I got to have a drink. Sometimes, I'd be talking with my wife and all the time I'd be thinking of that bar I used to go to. The glasses all lined up. My seat right on the corner. All those colored bottles. The ice in my glass, that burn... God, it felt good going down. (Heaven's Prisoners)
Ben Gordon: Sometimes it's a hard world for small things. (Raising Arizona)
Eddie Robinson: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. (The Big Lebowski)
Gilbert Arenas: You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday. (The Princess Bride)
Dalibor Bagaric: He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it? (True Romance)
Latrell Sprewell: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! (Dumb and Dumber)
Thabo Sefolosha: All I know is that I can't get a record contract, we cannot get a record contract unless we take those tapes to the record company. And granted, the tapes themselves are a uh um oh, you own them, all right, but the magic that is on those tapes. That **** heart and soul that we put onto those tapes, that is ours and you don't own that. Now I need to take that magic and get it over the record company. And they're waiting for us, we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. We look like ****, man. (Boogie Nights)
Scottie Pippen: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's **** up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government **** in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bull I got two words for that: learn to ****' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big ****' surprise. (Reservior Dogs)
Larry Brown: I know everything there is to know about the greatest game ever invented. (Hoosiers)
Jerry Reinsdorf: Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed works. (Wall Street)
Scott Skiles: I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people. [ ] I see the worst in people. I don't need to look past seeing them to get all I need. I want to rule and never, ever explain myself. I've built my hatreds up over the years, little by little. (There Will be Blood)
John Paxson: Macbeth! Be bold, bloody, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man; for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth. (Macbeth)
Jimmy Dolan: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself! (Dumb and Dumber)
Isiah Thomas: Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth. (The Pride of the Yankees)
Tyrus Thomas: Sun don't shine on the same dog's ass everyday, but, mister you ain't seen a ray of light since you got here. (Hoosiers)
John Amechi: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral? (Spartacus)
Eddy Curry: Now, explain it to me like I'm a four-year-old. (Philadelphia)
Shawn Kemp: She's not my special lady, she's my **** lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive. (The Big Lebowski)
Chris Duhon: I want a drink. I want a drink all the time. I'd wake up in the middle of the night, my eyes pop open thinking I got to have a drink. Sometimes, I'd be talking with my wife and all the time I'd be thinking of that bar I used to go to. The glasses all lined up. My seat right on the corner. All those colored bottles. The ice in my glass, that burn... God, it felt good going down. (Heaven's Prisoners)
Ben Gordon: Sometimes it's a hard world for small things. (Raising Arizona)
Eddie Robinson: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. (The Big Lebowski)
Gilbert Arenas: You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday. (The Princess Bride)
Dalibor Bagaric: He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it? (True Romance)
Latrell Sprewell: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! (Dumb and Dumber)
Thabo Sefolosha: All I know is that I can't get a record contract, we cannot get a record contract unless we take those tapes to the record company. And granted, the tapes themselves are a uh um oh, you own them, all right, but the magic that is on those tapes. That **** heart and soul that we put onto those tapes, that is ours and you don't own that. Now I need to take that magic and get it over the record company. And they're waiting for us, we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. We look like ****, man. (Boogie Nights)
Scottie Pippen: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's **** up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government **** in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bull I got two words for that: learn to ****' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big ****' surprise. (Reservior Dogs)