The Bulls = The Wizard of Oz

blumeany · Post #1 » by **blumeany** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:55 pm

Boylan = Dorothy, the naive, positive girl from Kansas leading them all
Pete Meyers = Toto, the loyal and brave dog
BG,Hinrich,and Duhon = The Lollipop Guild
Ben Wallace = The Tin Man, with no heart
Tyrus Thomas = The Lion, with no courage
Joakim Noah = The Scarecrow, with no brain
Scott Skiles = The Wicked Witch of the East (crushed by Dorothy's house)
Jay Mariotti = The Wicked Witch of the West
John Paxson = The old man behind the curtain, pretending to be the Great And Mighty Oz
The NBA = The tornado

TB#1 · Post #2 » by **TB#1** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:58 pm

Where I watch the games lately = The Poppy Field

Post #3 » by **DuckIII** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:03 pm

Funny stuff, blu. I actually think Ben Wallace might be the Wizard. Gaudy impotence.

Post #4 » by **suckfish** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:05 pm

We really are following that brick road, except it's an orange brick road.

Red Larrivee · Post #5 » by **Red Larrivee** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:37 pm

Ha. I was thinking about this the other day for some reason. Except I had Tyrus as the scarecrow.

"If I only had a brain..."

TB#1 · Post #6 » by **TB#1** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:46 pm

Red Kerr, Tom Dore, Wayne Larrivee and Stacey King = Flying Monkeys

Jo Jo English · Post #7 » by **Jo Jo English** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:38 pm

Maybe if we are REALLY lucky Ben Wallace will play the role of the actor who supposedly hanged himself in the background of one of the scenes.

Dieselbound&Down · Post #8 » by **Dieselbound&Down** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:54 pm

The movie has crazy technicolor and you can also enjoy it in a nice dark room while listening to Dark Side of the Moon. The Bulls have gone to the Dark Side and we have yet to hear from them.

Now, to mix my metaphors:

Ground control to Major John (Paxson)
Your circuit's dead
There's something wrong
Can you hear me Major John