RealGM

Boylan = Dorothy, the naive, positive girl from Kansas leading them all
Pete Meyers = Toto, the loyal and brave dog
BG,Hinrich,and Duhon = The Lollipop Guild
Ben Wallace = The Tin Man, with no heart
Tyrus Thomas = The Lion, with no courage
Joakim Noah = The Scarecrow, with no brain
Scott Skiles = The Wicked Witch of the East (crushed by Dorothy's house)
Jay Mariotti = The Wicked Witch of the West
John Paxson = The old man behind the curtain, pretending to be the Great And Mighty Oz
The NBA = The tornado

Where I watch the games lately = The Poppy Field

Funny stuff, blu. I actually think Ben Wallace might be the Wizard. Gaudy impotence.

We really are following that brick road, except it's an orange brick road.

Ha. I was thinking about this the other day for some reason. Except I had Tyrus as the scarecrow.

"If I only had a brain..."

Red Kerr, Tom Dore, Wayne Larrivee and Stacey King = Flying Monkeys

Maybe if we are REALLY lucky Ben Wallace will play the role of the actor who supposedly hanged himself in the background of one of the scenes.

The movie has crazy technicolor and you can also enjoy it in a nice dark room while listening to Dark Side of the Moon. The Bulls have gone to the Dark Side and we have yet to hear from them.

Now, to mix my metaphors:

Ground control to Major John (Paxson)
Your circuit's dead
There's something wrong
Can you hear me Major John