How fat are the Bulls? Survey says....

Post #1 » by **Tommy Udo 6** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:30 am

http://www.nba.com/news/survey_weight_2007.html

We're 24th.

In fact, we're near the bottom in all categories: weight, height, age, & experience. We're 29th in experience

Neusch23 · Post #2 » by **Neusch23** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:27 pm

How did I know that NY would be the fattest....

MalReyn · Post #3 » by **MalReyn** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:53 pm

Neusch23 wrote:How did I know that NY would be the fattest....

That's what having Jerome James and Eddy Curry on the same team will do to you.

NLK · Post #4 » by **NLK** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:16 pm

I still doubt Shaq is 325 lbs., just as Curry is 285 lbs.

Friend_Of_Haley · Post #5 » by **Friend_Of_Haley** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:26 pm

I like this picture for the height list.

Posey H8er · Post #6 » by **Posey H8er** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:30 pm

Friend_Of_Haley wrote:(picture)
I like this picture for the height list.

They should have used this old one.

jax98 · Post #7 » by **jax98** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:30 pm

NLK wrote:I still doubt Shaq is 325 lbs., just as Curry is 285 lbs.

Add a minimum of 20 lbs to each of them and we're closer to the truth. Though, it's said that Shaq these days have his weight down.

Friend_Of_Haley · Post #8 » by **Friend_Of_Haley** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:41 pm

Posey H8er wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

They should have used this old one.

(picture)

Damn Manute Bol is all legs. Just imagine the two of them trying to have a conversation in the shower room (ok sorry, I'm sure you didn't want that imagine in your head)

Post #9 » by **Tommy Udo 6** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:51 pm

Friend_Of_Haley wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

Damn Manute Bol is all legs. Just imagine the two of them trying to have a conversation in the shower room (ok sorry, I'm sure you didn't want that imagine in your head)

Chris Mullin did say in an interview (while covering the All Star Game for MTV many years ago while he was still a player) that Manute had the biggest "equipment" in the NBA, but that wasnt an All-Star competition category.
:rofl:

jax98 · Post #10 » by **jax98** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:16 pm

bulls6 wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

Chris Mullin did say in an interview (while covering the All Star Game for MTV many years ago while he was still a player) that Manute had the biggest "equipment" in the NBA, but that wasnt an All-Star competition category.

Poor Muggsy.

Imagine him walking around the lockerroom and turning around just to face Manute and his.. Ehr.. "Tool".

Friend_Of_Haley · Post #11 » by **Friend_Of_Haley** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:12 am

Morten Jensen wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

Poor Muggsy.

Imagine him walking around the lockerroom and turning around just to face Manute and his.. Ehr.. "Tool".

Yep. Or just getting his attention just to have him turn around right into his face. Many unintentional slaps to his face, I'm sure.

Post #12 » by **fleet** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:46 am

the Bulls are "light in the cakes"

Jo Jo English · Post #13 » by **Jo Jo English** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:57 am

Just because it belongs...

Oh, and the mental image of Muggsy Bogues repeatedly being "accidentally" slapped in the face in the locker room is pretty damn disturbing, and priceless.

vvgotgame19 · Post #14 » by **vvgotgame19** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:14 am

No way Curry is 285 now. That's the weight Pax and Skiles wanted him to play at his last season here. He was so much more skinnier then. He's definitely ballooned up a bit since then.

Post #15 » by **Tommy Udo 6** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:25 am

vvgotgame19 wrote:No way Curry is 285 now. That's the weight Pax and Skiles wanted him to play at his last season here. He was so much more skinnier then. He's definitely ballooned up since then.

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that would mean the Knicks are even fatter than the results show!!