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Post#1 » by RaoulDuke79 » Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:18 pm

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Probable pitchers:

Disastros

Wandy Rodriguez
Brett Meyers
Bud Norris

Cardinals

Guys who can actually pitch worth a damn.

Probable lineups:

Lastros

Who cares.

Cardinals

Much, much better lineup than what we have.

Maybe busting out the twinkie road to victory will get them in the win column.

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Probably not. They're still terrible. Fat Elvis, come back soon, you're the only good player we have.

Go Lastros! Keep the streak alive! Let's go for 10 losses in a row and work our way up from there.
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Post#2 » by TMU » Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:00 pm

How come the media never talks about Carlos Lee's loafting? Dude has a great personality and all, but he has to be one of the laziest players in the league. He gets a pass for cruising in every single game.
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Post#3 » by RaoulDuke79 » Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:14 pm

I'm about tired of that myself, seeing as how Biggio and Bagwell for so many years played hard every single night. The guy can really drive in runs consistently though so I guess that overshadows some of his laziness.

Anyways, off to another great start today. 4-0 already. What an amazing team. 6 hits already given up by Wandy? Awful.

Is this team really THIS bad? I mean, I expected them to finish about where they did last season, MAYBE a little better, but I definitely didn't expect them to look this terrible. It's pretty sad.

They're bound to start scoring some runs and actually playing decent baseball at some point I guess. Let's hope it doesn't happen until they break the record for most consecutive losses to start a season.
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Post#4 » by RaoulDuke79 » Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:51 pm

Way to go team. I knew you had it in you to get shutout for the third time in seven games.
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Post#5 » by czarleon09 » Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:18 pm

Maybe they will let the fans bat in the next home game?
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Post#6 » by TMU » Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:19 am

czarleon09 wrote:Maybe they will let the fans bat in the next home game?


Yes, a Lastros fan!

Can I bat lead-off? You can bat 3rd, and Raoul can bat clean-up.
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Post#7 » by RaoulDuke79 » Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:01 am

KEEPING THE STREAK ALIVE! WOOOO!

Good job fellas. Let's get that 9th loss tomorrow!
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Post#8 » by czarleon09 » Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:38 pm

RaoulDuke79 wrote:KEEPING THE STREAK ALIVE! WOOOO!

Good job fellas. Let's get that 9th loss tomorrow!


At what point in time does it become acceptable to root for the other team so we can set a new record?

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czarleon09 wrote:Maybe they will let the fans bat in the next home game?


Yes, a Lastros fan!

Can I bat lead-off? You can bat 3rd, and Raoul can bat clean-up.


Are they going to print real names or screen names on the back of our jerseys?
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Post#9 » by RaoulDuke79 » Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:54 pm

Weird, they might win a game today. Weird wild stuff.
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Post#10 » by TMU » Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:18 pm

Now that the Lastros won, what do we do? :(
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Post#11 » by czarleon09 » Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:35 pm

I'm glad I'm not the only Disasto/Lastros fan that was a little disappointed in the win.

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