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The Houston Astros will host the Texas Rangers for a 7:00 PM CST game on March 31st to open the regular season.

I should be more excited about this, but the AL move is such a downer of a subject. Still, nice of MLB to throw the 'Stros a bone after boning them with the move.

Great, now we get to see Fat Elvis playing against us in a Rangers uniform.

Bleh.

Yeah, that part puts a real damper on this news.