5-29-08: Astros vs Cardinals Game Thread

[A.J.]

vs




7:15 FSN

Roy Oswalt 4-4 5.61 ERA

vs
Kyle Lohse 4-2 4.26 ERA

[RaoulDuke79]

My memo to Roy Oswalt:

Hi. My RealGM name is RaoulDuke79, though some people mistakenly refer to me as RaoulDeke79, or even as "douche"(kids on the internet are funny aren't they?). Anyways, on to the point.

Roy, you're pretty much my favorite pitcher ever. You have been not only dominant, but consistantly good since you came into the league. This year however, you have been a massive pile of steaming crap. If I had the ability, I would take your tractor away from you and force-feed you massive amounts of Twinkies(or whatever it is that Fat Elvis is eating) to get you back on track. Some folks might say you're overrated, and while they're completely ignorant and (Please Use More Appropriate Word), as far as THIS season is concerned they would be right. Are you going to allow them to be right? Are you going to prove to the world how good you are as you have throughout your career before this season?

In closing, MAN THE F$^K UP ROY. STOP SUCKING.

Thank you, I know you won't let me down. God bless you and good night.

-Raoul "Deke" Duke 79





Go Astros

[TMU]

My memo to Roy Oswalt:

Hi. My RealGM name is RaoulDuke79, though some people mistakenly refer to me as RaoulDeke79, or even as "douche"(kids on the internet are funny aren't they?). Anyways, on to the point.

Roy, you're pretty much my favorite pitcher ever. You have been not only dominant, but consistantly good since you came into the league. This year however, you have been a massive pile of steaming crap. If I had the ability, I would take your tractor away from you and force-feed you massive amounts of Twinkies(or whatever it is that Fat Elvis is eating) to get you back on track. Some folks might say you're overrated, and while they're completely ignorant and (Please Use More Appropriate Word), as far as THIS season is concerned they would be right. Are you going to allow them to be right? Are you going to prove to the world how good you are as you have throughout your career before this season?

In closing, MAN THE F$^K UP ROY. STOP SUCKING.

Thank you, I know you won't let me down. God bless you and good night.

-Raoul "Deke" Duke 79





Go Astros

My 2 cents...























Best post evar!

[A.J.]

Come on Roy. We really need the old version of yourself.

[A.J.]

Starting Lineups

Astros

CF Bourn
2B Matsui
SS Tejada
1B Berkman
LF Lee
RF Pence
3B Wigginton
C Ausmus
P Oswalt


Cardinals

SS Miles
CF Ankiel
1B Pujols
RF Ludwick
3B Glaus
LF Duncan
C LaRue
P Lohse
2B Kennedy

[A.J.]

Bourn steals second and gets stranded.

[A.J.]

2 quick outs by Roy O.

[A.J.]

Roy O what are you doing?

[RaoulDuke79]

Apparently Oswalt didn't get my memo.

[A.J.]

Where is the Astros of old?

Maybe they didnt make it to St. Louis.

[A.J.]

This is unbelieveable, we can't hit nothing.

[A.J.]

Roy O is settling down.

[A.J.]

Still no runs.

[A.J.]

Lee with a solo homer.

[A.J.]

Man I wish the NL had the DH

[A.J.]

Nice play by Matsui

[A.J.]