RealGM

When the Dodgers get a new network, you carry the network.
When you don't carry the network, you lose customers.
When you lose customers, you do anything to win them back.
When you do anything to win them back, you suck dick.
When you suck dick, you get herpes.

Don't get herpes. Switch away from DirecTV.

My directv shows dodger games just fine.

and my Clips are beating the crap out of your Lakers too.

i love me some DirecTV.





then again, i don't live in California.