Enough with all the rumors of LeBron James' defection and all the news about what other cities are doing to lure the most coveted free agent in the world. Let's see someone try to top the LeLake LeCounty LeCaptains' plan to keep James right where he is, in good ol' Cleveland.
The Lake County Captains, the Indians' Class A affiliate, will change their name to the LeLake LeCounty LeCaptains for "Please Stay LeBron!" night on July 1 -- the first day of NBA free agency.
Every player and every staff member also will add the "Le" prefix to his first name for the evening. Some of the names we're looking forward to seeing in print: pitcher LeVidal Nuno, outfielder LeBo Greenwell and catcher LeChun-Hsiu Chen.
http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf ... jor_p.html
Wow!!! I thought I'd seen it and heard it all.