For the Raptors:

Emir Johnson, the Emir of Toronto

Hedo Turkey Glue

Andrea Barrrrrghhh

Sonny Liston, errrr, Weems

Jose Calderon (he became a hot girl, wow, look at that)

Coached by Jay Triano:
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For the Bulls:

Taj Mowry

Luol Dung

Noah and his ark

Kurt Hinrich

Derrick The Wilting Rose
Coached by Vinny The Hair Del Negro
This is going to be ugly. Hi Cavs fans. Discuss.