
Milwaukee Brewers (12-7, 1st in NL Central)
vs.
Chicago Cubs (7-12, 6th in NL Central)
@

TV:FSN Wisconsin/WGN Superstation
Radio:620 WTMJ
MIL leads season series 3-2
Pitching Matchup

MIL: RHP Ben Sheets (1-2, 5.00 ERA)
vs.

CHC: LHP Ted Lilly (1-2, 2.42 ERA)
Probable Lineups
Milwaukee Brewers
1. 2B Rickie Weeks
2. SS J.J. Hardy
3. 1B Prince Fielder
4. CF Bill Hall
5. C Johnny Estrada
6. LF Kevin Mench
7. RF Corey Hart
8. 3B Tony Graffanino
9. P Ben Sheets
Chicago Cubs
No idea, make your own friggin' guess. Even Cubs fans can't even figure it out.
9. P Ted Lilly (That's all I got)
WEFFPIM's Tidbits
-With recent news that the "Batman Begins" sequel will film scenes in downtown Chicago, Len Kasper will urinate all over himself prior to spontaneous combustion.
-Johnny Estrada, more than likely returning from his knee injury on Monday night, will take a bat and hit Fielder in the right knee to show him how it feels. However, this will go terribly wrong when the bat does nothing except make Fielder turn green and scream "PRINCEY MAD!!!"
-If the Cubs find themselves down early, they will be in for a surprise when a battery shortage causes the Bleacher Bums to hurl each other onto the field.
-If the Brewers lose, look for misspelled angry bomb threats to surface around Wrigley Field with the signature of only "Intuition."
-Mother Nature, an old hag who's mad that she hasn't gotten any in the last 12 years, will unleash a tidal wave onto Chicago, more than likely preventing this game to be played. You all saw "The Day After Tomorrow" right? Think of that but with much better acting, courtesy of Bill Hall and Geoff Jenkins (courtesy of Road Runner Internet Service).
Good Luck, Ben...and Go Brewers