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John Kruk: Pirates will pass Brewers by end of May
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 3:52 am
by LUKE23
Pass the chronic this way Johnny. I think all the pine tar you keep putting in your hair is seeping into your gray matter.
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 3:55 am
by Buck You
Re: John Kruk: Pirates will pass Brewers by end of May
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 3:58 am
by skitch815
LUKE23 wrote:Pass the chronic this way Johnny. I think all the pine tar you keep putting in your hair is seeping into your gray matter.
It says something about his ability as an analyst that every time he is on the screen all I can think about is wtf has he done with his hair?
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 4:03 am
by Ayt
Terrible prediction. I wonder what his justification was?
Quick fact: the Pirates have scored the third fewest runs in all of baseball.
Another fun fact: as of tonight, the Brewers have the best record in baseball.
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 5:02 am
by Captain Erv
I mean, yeah, it is early, but what have we done to prove that isn't how we are going to perform this year. In fact, I don't even think we are playing are best ball yet. I am just completely dumbfounded on such a prediction.
I mean....jesus....

Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 5:26 am
by shortstrokes
Kruky says that since he did Nutrisystem, his wife doesn't think that he is as disgusting as he used to be. Apparently she hasn't seen his hair. He must walk around the house with a grocery bag on his melon to cover his disgusting do. What a douche.
The 4 against the bucs this weekend should be a pretty good indicator how full of s**t he is.
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 5:33 am
by WEFFPIM
While I think the Pirates will surprise people, what backing did he have with this statement?
Also, he is fat.
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 6:37 am
by trwi7
Also Fernando Vina said the Brewers are his "sell high" team. Damn you Fernando, now I have to burn the autograph I got from you!
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 6:53 am
by skitch815
trwi7 wrote:Also Fernando Vina said the Brewers are his "sell high" team. Damn you Fernando, now I have to burn the autograph I got from you!
I'm not the name dropping type, but I knew him when he played here through a girl I worked with and I came to one certain conclusion. Fernando spelled backwards is douchebag.
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 7:57 am
by El Duderino
Quick fact: the Pirates have scored the third fewest runs in all of baseball.
I do like their young pitching.It likely won't hold up to this degree,but it should keep them competitive.Their offense though as you point out has to many holes,not enough power or guys that will get on base.
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 9:24 am
by Mags FTW
What do you think is higher? Kruk's IQ or his body fat percentage?
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 12:30 pm
by paulpressey25
This is great news....when is the last time some national commentator talked smack on the Brewers....it means the team is relevant again....
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 1:03 pm
by MickeyDavis
Yeah usually everyone has forgot about us already by this time in the season. Hell we could still going in the toilet and finish with 75 wins. But at least, for now, it's actually fun to be a Brewer fan.
I've watched more Brewer games on TV so far this year than all of last year. I'm going Saturday night and maybe Friday night as well.
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 2:03 pm
by fam3381
I'm so weirded out by the standings right now.
Somebody hold me.
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 3:01 pm
by Mags FTW
Perfect timing! Kruk is going to be on 1510's D-List this morning. I hope they bring this up.
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 4:27 pm
by WEFFPIM
MickeyDavis wrote:I've watched more Brewer games on TV so far this year than all of last year. I'm going Saturday night and maybe Friday night as well.
Those will more than likely sellout, so if you haven't gotten Friday night tickets, I'd suggest making a decision soon about that
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 4:31 pm
by MickeyDavis
willeatfire4playoffsinmil wrote:-= original quote snipped =-
Those will more than likely sellout, so if you haven't gotten Friday night tickets, I'd suggest making a decision soon about that
It's Jim Gantner bobblehead night and Jimmy is getting us tickets if we want them. I work with his son-in-law.

Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 4:33 pm
by WEFFPIM
MickeyDavis wrote:It's Jim Gantner bobblehead night and Jimmy is getting us tickets if we want them. I work with his son-in-law.

Part of me hates you, part of me wants you to be my friend
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 6:56 pm
by Basketball Jesus
True story: John Kruk has only one testicle. The one the doctors removed contained a suspicious mass. It was later analyzed and determined to be his brain.
Posted: Wed May 2, 2007 7:38 pm
by WEFFPIM
Basketball Jesus wrote:True story: John Kruk has only one testicle. The one the doctors removed contained a suspicious mass. It was later analyzed and determined to be his brain.
You are a God among weaklings