
vs.

Milwaukee SPARE ME (33-28, 1st (?!?!?!?!) in NL Central)
vs.
Texas Rangers (something really bad)
Location, Location, Location

Rangers Ballpark in Arlington (although the name will be different by next week)
Season Series: Texas leads 1-0
TV: WMLW 41/FSN Wisconsin
Radio: 620 WTMJ
Pitching Matchup
MIL: RHP Ben Sheets (6-3, 3.61 ERA)
vs.
TEX: RHP Brandon McCarthy (4-4, 6.35 ERA)
Probable Lineups
Milwaukee Flash In The Pans
1. Crap
2. Garbage
3. Vomit Inducing
4. Prince Fielder
5. Back Alley Abortion
6. Cold Shiver down Spine
7. Tumbleweed Blowing Across Dirt Road
8. Egads
9. Oh Brother
New York Rangers
1. Who?
2. What?
3. Where?
4. Today
5. Tomorrow
6. Schlemeil
7. Schlamazzle
8. Hassenfeffer Incorporated
9. I don't care
WEFFPIM's Tidbits
-If you haven't caught on, this game thread is a joke for the two teams playing are currently jokes. GAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA FUNNY
-How in God's name are the Brewers still in first place? Oh that's right, the Special Olympics comprise of the rest of the division.
-The Rangers are THE WORST TEAM in the American League. The Worst! Man, Kansas City should just contract, their goal is being threatened.
-Prince Fielder is extremely good. Oh, if only the rest of this offense weren't a bunch of Helen Kellers.
-My thread is very sadistic and mean-spirited, and you're loving every minute of it.
-McCarthy's career high in strikeouts is 8. Look for that to get shattered by the 4th inning.
Good Luck, Ben...and pull your heads out of your asses[/list]