Gary: "Do you know the answer to the trivia question?"
Keith: "No. I dont care about stuff like that...I should, its my job, but i don't"
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Gary: "is that what i said?"
Keith: "i don't know. i don't pay attention to every word you say."
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Keith on Brade Hawpe: "He has a cock like Darryl Strawberry"...
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Logo of some company or program on screen. Dead air
Keith: "What? Oh! Me? Okay... [reads promo]"
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Keith: "And the umpire is going to make Perez take off his pearl necklace."
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Keith: So the Mets will not have a no-hitter in their long and storied franchise.
Gary: Well this is the 46th year of the franchise...it hasn't been that long
Keith: It hasn't been that storied either
Gary: Oh common...your a story right here!
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Eating turkey legs in booth:
Kieth: "I'd rather have a hotdog and beer."
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Kieth: "Bastille Day? What is he German???"
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Chris Russo waiving his hands like a maniac
Kieth: "Lay off the red bulls, Chris"
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Cohen: "Man I don't remember the Mets ever playing a spring training game in February"
Hernandez: "I can't remember the Mets playing playoff games deep into October"
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Cotter: "Here I am on the job stuck between a beautiful woman and a beer, and I can't have either one of them."
Keith: "Go on Chris, just drink it!"
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Hernandez: "Thats our producers kids. They were running around earlier like brats."
Cohen: "You realize he controls your mic right?"
Hernandez: (mic turned off) "Yes he can!"
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Kieth: "Well, you know those drunk Double-A umpires."
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Kieth: "NASCAR ................. I don't get it."
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Kieth: "Is Clemens still considered 'active' if he doesn't make road trips?"
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Kieth: "And Cabrera tried to kick him, which is not nice"
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Kieth: "The 25-year old Nady" (x450349; regarding the 27-year old Xavier Nady)
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I'M KEITH HERNANDEZ! -- Keith Drunk for Mets 86 Reunion:
Couple days before:
Gary: "Should be a special night with all of your former teammates back."
Keith: "We're going to be fried"
Keith narrating wrong replay:
Kieth: "Look at him swing throught that fastball. Oops, He took it. Nevermind."
Keith: "Torrealba AribaAYAYAYAYAYAYA!"
Keith: "Gary stop acting so silly"
Gary: "Me!?!"
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After the Marlin's lineup was intorduced by their cheerleaders:
Keith: "Now remember boys we are going to quiz you on the Marlins lineup after the game."
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Last year after Beltran or Chavez hit a ball right in front of the plate and the cathcer does not pick up the ball the first time:
Kieth: "Which way did he go George, which way did he go?"
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Aflack Trivia Question was "Before Pujos who was the last last gold glove first basemen for the St. Louis Cardinals?"
Keith: "DUH! ME!"
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Kieth: "Delgado swings through it. Oh wait no he didnt swing, I'm paying attention folks, really"
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In response to Delgado not wiping out the catcher while he was blocking the plate.
Kieth: "It's a country club game now. It's British. [british accent] Hey old chap...a spot of tea?"
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Gary and Ron talking about how Cole Hamels in highschool was all world, best looking, probably got all the girls
Keith: "Well i was all those things in high school and i didn't get any girls"
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Gary: "The last time the Mets hit back to back to back homeruns. [date] against Philadelphia [pitcher]. Kevin McReynolds, Darryl Strawberry and Keith Hernandez."
Keith: "I had to have been first. I hit third in the order, ahead of those guys."
Gary: "I'm reading this from the book, I'll check the box score."
Keith: "I have to be honest, if I hit third, I'd have choked."
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Gary: "You know, these guys played against Peter Marshall's son."
Keith: "What was his name?"
Gary: "Pete LeCock."
Keith: "Yes it was."
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At an away game last year, the camera shows an enormous guy walking through the stands wearing a bright orange Mets shirt. 350-400 lbs easily.
Keith: "Oh my . . ."
Gary: "That's a big Mets fan"
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On Wellermyer:
Kieth: "They gave him my old number. They like to give it to pitchers now a days."
On his number:
Gary: "That number should be hanging on a wall somewhere."
Keith: "I have it at home."
Gary. "Not a wall in your house."
Keith. "Oooooooooohhhh"
camera zooms in on Casey Stegal's retired 37.
Keith: "Look, they did retire my number."
Gary: "We apologize to the respects of Casey Stegal."
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Keith: "Do mind me calling you Gare?"
Gary: "Are you kidding? I've been called a lot worse "
Keith: "Well I've called you a lot worse. But not to your face."
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Kieth: "I agree with you 100% Gary, I just think that it was an - " "AFLAC!" - [pause] ".... and we have an Aflac question right in the middle of my analysis..."
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Kieth: "Grow out the mustache. It works. Trust me."
Gary: "Care to elaborate?"
Keith: *chuckle* "No"
IN KEITH WE TRUST!!!!!!
