
THE BATTLE FOR THE BAY!
Do you roll with the #1 squad in the Bay???

Or do you follow this guy?

Sorry Barry... no splash hits here, but we're not as hospitable as the SD fans, find your own needles!

But there's more...
Another underlying story to the series, the return of Barry Zito...
Couldn't be reached for comment, but did respond when asked on a scale of 1-10, how bad he wished he still played for the A's:

Oh it's true!

And now... YOUR

Projected Batting Lineup:

Shannon Stewart, LF

Nick Swisher, CF

Eric Chavez, 3B

Dan Johnson, 1B

Jack Cust, DH

Bobby "Beards make me hit better" Crosby, SS

Travis "Possibly Stoned" Buck, RF

Jason Kendall, C

Mark "My Yahoo! picture kinda makes me look like a sock puppet" Ellis, 2B
And then those guys we're playing


Randy Winn, RF
Fred Lewis, CF
Ray Durham, 2B
Barry Bonds, DH
Bengie Molina, C
Pedro Feliz, 3B
Omar Vizquel, SS
Rich Aurilla, 1B
Dan Ortmeier, LF
FRIDAY, MAY 18th

vs.

SATURDAY, MAY 19th

vs.

SUNDAY MAY 20th

vs.

Forecast calls for a lot of

thanks to

LETS GO OAKLAND!