
More than that... but it doesnt matter, since Ozzie's team hasn't been doing much since their World Series win...

While GM Kenny Williams looks for a giant oversized zipper....

Before Ozzie uses more slurs directed at people he really shouldn't be commenting on, right Mariotti?

So let's all join former Athletic Michael Barrett, and come to Chicago and give the White Sox what they deserve...

... a reality check.
OAKLAND A's PROJECTED LINEUP

Shannon "1 for 4" Stewart, LF

"Newly Shaven"Nick Swisher, CF

Eric "What's E5?" Chavez, 3B

Dan "Shaggy"Johnson, 1B

Jack "Hired Muscle" Cust, DH

Bobby "Due for a DL Stint" Crosby, SS

Travis "Thank God for Visine" Buck, RF

Jason "The Anti-Cust" Kendall, C

Mark "Moby-like" Ellis, 2B
(Milton Bradley is day-to-day w/leg issues, will probably see some action)
CHICAGO WHITE SOX PROJECTED LINEUP

CF Darin Erstad
2B Tadahito Iguchi
DH Jim Thome
RF Jermaine Dye
1B Paul Konerko
C AJ Pierzynski
3B Joe Crede
LF Pablo Ozuna
SS Juan Uribe
PITCHING MATCHUPS
Monday, May 21st
Joe Blanton (4-1, 3.32 ERA)

vs.
Jose Contreras (3-4, 3.64 ERA)

Tuesday, May 22nd
Colby Lewis (n/a)

vs.
John Danks (2-4, 4.10 ERA)

Wednesday, May 23rd
Chad Gaudin (3-1, 2.94 ERA)

vs.
Jon Garland (3-2, 3.18 ERA)

LETS GO OAKLAND!