
They left a little upset.
A's have been stinking it up lately...

But not nearly as bad as this man, who's been pulling his hair out as a result of being their manager:

Everyone should keep an eye on this well-known rules-dodger...

And defenitely keep that mustachioed guy away from Sosa!

Is that a needle in your pocket or are you happy to see Sammy? Someone get Frank Francisco, and pull up a chair...

It's time to take Texas to the cleaners, again.

2 for 1 special. We eliminate your basketball team, we'll take out your baseball team FREE.
The lineups...
Your Oakland A's!

(R) Shannon Stewart, LF
.271, 2 HR, 16 RBI, 28 R
(S) Nick Swisher, CF
.297, 9 HR, 32 RBI, 24 R
(L) Dan Johnson, 1B
.315, 5 HR, 18 RBI, 20 R
(L) Jack Cust, DH
.235, 8 HR, 21 RBI, 12 R
(R) Bobby Crosby, SS
.264, 5 HR, 20 RBI, 22 R
(L) Eric Chavez, 3B
.236, 6 HR, 24 RBI, 19 R
(R) Mark Ellis, 2B
.235, 3 HR, 23 RBI, 19 R
(L) Travis Buck, RF
.257, 6 HR, 16 RBI, 17 R
(R) Jason Kendall, C
.182, 0 HR, 12 RBI, 10 R
The Texas Alamos
Kenny Lofton, CF
Michael Young, SS
Mark Teixeira, 1B
Sammy Sosa, RF
Frank Catalanatto, DH
Nelson Cruz, LF
Ian Kinsler, 2B
Gerald Laird, C
Ramon Vazquez, 3B
Game 1
Texas Rangers 3
Oakland Athletics 5
W - Chad Gaudin (5-1)
L - Robinson Tejada (4-4)
S - Alan Embree (3)
HR - Eric Chavez (6), Travis Buck (6)
Game 2
Michael Wood
0-1, 7.02 ERA
vs.
Lenny DiNardo
1-1, 1.83 ERA
Game 3
Brandon McCarthy
4-4, 6.35 ERA
vs.
Dan Haren
5-2, 1.70 ERA
LET'S GO OAKLAND!