: From the Bay Area, folks, your San Fransisco Giants have done everything they could possibly do to both win and lose a major league baseball playoff spot. For the next three days, your Giants will be facing off against a bitter rival, The Los Angeles Dodgers! Little over a month ago, Dodger pitcher Vicente Padilla made out of San Fransisco alive after cheapshotting beloved (lol) Giant Aaron Rowand with a steel chair. This time they'll be competing in an all out battle royal! against former heavyweight champion Chadrick F. Billingslaughter, The Million Dollar Man Ted Lil'Biase, and straight from Japan, Hirokozuna Kuroda! Your Giants will send out The Heartbreak Kid Barry Zito, The American Dragon Matt Cain, and the masked man from Puerto Rico, Yon Sancha The Unhittable!
: Well let me tell you a little something about karma Mean Gene. Karma came and hit Vicente Padilla right in the butt man. It came right in from that pacific ocean brother, but it didn't come in with just one wave brother, it hit Vicente Padilla like a tsunami. But it wouldn't surprise anyone around these parts if the coward jumped in front of that tsunami himself brother. Because the 15 day DL is nothing compared to what Giantamania would have done to him.
But that's ancient history Mean Gene. We can't worry about vengeance when there's a major league baseball title shot on the line brother. This six man tag match is going to be brutal. It's going to be ground breaking, and earth shattering. They're going to be able to feel this all the way in San Diego man. We're not just going to send a message to LA Mean Gene, this is an express package to the entire MLB brother, and it's going to throw this entire planet off balance.
So I've just got one question for you LA
What'cha gonna do brother?
What'cha gonna do when Giantamania and Pat Burrell's 24 inch pythons run wild on YOU?
