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From the Bay Area, folks, your San Fransisco Giants have done everything they could possibly do to both win and lose a major league baseball playoff spot. For the next three days, your Giants will be facing off against a bitter rival, The Los Angeles Dodgers! Little over a month ago, Dodger pitcher Vicente Padilla made out of San Fransisco alive after cheapshotting beloved (lol) Giant Aaron Rowand with a steel chair. This time they'll be competing in an all out battle royal! against former heavyweight champion Chadrick F. Billingslaughter, The Million Dollar Man Ted Lil'Biase, and straight from Japan, Hirokozuna Kuroda! Your Giants will send out The Heartbreak Kid Barry Zito, The American Dragon Matt Cain, and the masked man from Puerto Rico, Yon Sancha The Unhittable!

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Well let me tell you a little something about karma Mean Gene. Karma came and hit Vicente Padilla right in the butt man. It came right in from that pacific ocean brother, but it didn't come in with just one wave brother, it hit Vicente Padilla like a tsunami. But it wouldn't surprise anyone around these parts if the coward jumped in front of that tsunami himself brother. Because the 15 day DL is nothing compared to what Giantamania would have done to him.

But that's ancient history Mean Gene. We can't worry about vengeance when there's a major league baseball title shot on the line brother. This six man tag match is going to be brutal. It's going to be ground breaking, and earth shattering. They're going to be able to feel this all the way in San Diego man. We're not just going to send a message to LA Mean Gene, this is an express package to the entire MLB brother, and it's going to throw this entire planet off balance.

So I've just got one question for you LA
What'cha gonna do brother?
What'cha gonna do when Giantamania and Pat Burrell's 24 inch pythons run wild on YOU?

time to beat some Dodger ass

I was pretty pumped after reading your post, but I lost it immediately after seeing Zito pitch.

**** you Zito.

Zito is officially back to suck Zito. No going back.

I was really pumped for this series too

How many **** times are we going to allow a pitcher to hit in a run? We must lead the league in that category.

Game over

Well, at least the Padres lost too.

I guess this means the dungeon of doom wins

i dont know what it is about giants losses, but it makes me want to rip my dick off every time

Dammit, I thought it was a day game today.


I also wish there were some Dodger fans here, or fans of any division rival really. Then we can finally do some trash talking and let Stanford do some work. I'm tired of agreeing with everyone here, and most other Giants boards are too stoopid/pessimistic for me.

Padres lose again

Man are they ever falling

Stanford wrote:Padres lose again

Man are they ever falling

And if we were playing like we were right after the All-Star break, we would be leading the division by 4-6 games right now.

I'm more scared of the Rockies right now. F*ck that team. And f*ck the Dodgers too.

this is sickening, tired of watching the giants lose to the **** Dodgers

We're ****

Game.

You suck Cain. Rule 1: never, ever lose to the Dodgers. Ever.

now **** off and shoot a deer or something.

The Pads are FINALLY on a free fall, and we can't pitch to save our lives. Our team SUCKS. **** SUCKS!!!!

And this is the worst lineup Bochy has sent out all year.

Vin Scully says Cain has been a huge disappointment for the Giants. Someone put this old **** out of his misery please.