I've been talked off the ledge by Lookout Landing, at least to some extent. Loved their comment on Gutierrez's glove:
Gutierrez is the gem of the trade return, and here's why - he's one of the best defensive outfielders on the planet. PMR likes him. UZR loves him. Plus/minus had sex with him on Adam Everett's coffee table.
I guess I need to get with the times. I'm still stuck in the Moneyball era, when Billy Beane was praised for doing things like putting Jeremy Giambi at shortstop. Okay, he didn't do that, but basically he blew off defense and people called him a genius for it. Now the baseball cognoscenti are emphasizing defense, and I guess I'd better get on that train. If Gutierrez can hit like he did in 2007, he can be a starter on a good team -- wait a second, he
was a starter on a good team that year, so there you go. Otherwise, I'm going to need to see the proof.
Interesting aspect: the three most notable players in the trade (Putz, Gutierrez, Heilman) can
all be described with the sentences "if only he can perform like he did in 2007 instead of 2008...." So maybe there's fairness in this trade.
As for Heilman, it's curious that Heilman would demand a trade so he can become a starter, then get traded to a team with a handful of decent-to-good starters (Felix, Bedard, Morrow, RRS) and a surplus of iffy starters (Washburn, Batista, Silva); Heilman would be in the latter group and probably be 8th in line for the rotation, maybe lower if any of the AAA guys show anything in the spring. Simply put, Heilman should not be a starter. He pitched like a reliever in 2007 and was a good one, blowing the ball past people. In 2008 he introduced that crappy slider, ostensibly to give him more of a pitchers' repertoire, and got shelled. He needs to return to doing what he does well; and if he does, he can be a big part of the closer committee.
The wildcard in this trade is Mike Carp. I know little to nothing about him, but what I've read seems favorable. I would think Dennis Raben is the first baseman of the future, but maybe Raben can be an outfielder or a DH.
Jeremy Reed for Endy Chavez: wha'eva.
Finally, Luis Valbuena: he has a little upside and could eventually be a decent player, but I think he's eminiently replaceable. Say, with Callix Crabbe.
EDIT: I forgot to mention Sean Green. Another very replaceable guy who seems to be following the career path of ex-Mariners like Julio Mateo and Jose Paniagua: middle relievers who came up through the system and were useful for a while, then weren't. Green was crappy in 2008, especially the last two months, and he's about to turn 30. No big deal there.
But Green's departure does remind me that with Putz gone, Green gone, and Morrow in the rotation, the M's have virtually no right-handed relief pitching (aside from the equally shaky Mark Lowe and I guess Roy Corcoroan) -- so Heilman damn well better accept a relief role and do it well. I'd try to rehabilitate Miguel Batista there, too; he's relieved at various times in his career and even closed for Toronto as recently as 2005.