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as you know I've been away for a good two weeks. holidays were just incredible, I recommend everyone to go down to south africa and namibia. some wonderful places there.
but lets talk ball now:
what did I miss? camby got traded? to the clips?! for what?
and we did nothing so far?? singleton and mcloed? is that really all...please say it aint so!
and childress really left for athens? world is getting crazy...
but dirk is still on this team, aint he?!

italy_23 wrote:as you know I've been away for a good two weeks. holidays were just incredible, I recommend everyone to go down to south africa and namibia. some wonderful places there.
but lets talk ball now:
what did I miss? camby got traded? to the clips?! for what?
and we did nothing so far?? singleton and mcloed? is that really all...please say it aint so!
and childress really left for athens? world is getting crazy...
but dirk is still on this team, aint he?!

Camby got traded for the right to trade 2nd round spots with Clips.
Nothing yet
Childress in Greece
Dirk moved homes in dallas but not much else

howard bass and terry got traded, everything got real heated around here resulting in several bans and every thread about it has been deleted. in fact i may get banned for even mentioning it

And the Dark Knight came out.

In a shocking move, Atlanta traded Joe Johnson and Josh Smith for Eddie Jones

Next nba season got cancelled due to a majority of all stars moving to play in the growing middle eastern league

mavsfoty wrote:And the Dark Knight came out.

Batman & Robin are now Mavs!

Mark Cuban bought the Cubs,signed Biedrins,Josh Smith and JR Smith as outfielders,then assigned them to the Mavs for conditioning.

lolo, go ahead!

Things that happened while you were away:
1)Dirk proved there IS crying in basketball
2)The Clippers are still the Clippers
3)The Hawks are still the Hawks
4)Portland bought every draft pick,then traded them away for a Euro team full of prospects and all of the 09 seconds
5)Detroit announced everybody was available
5.1)Detroit announced everybody was available-for a superstar
5.2)Detroit announced their players are really too good to trade,but they do have some nice used cars they'll swap for your team's best player
5.3)Detroit announced you should be just send your best player to them and be grateful about it
6)The Spurs committed to a youth movement by signing a 35 yr old PF
7)The Celtics decided having their best wing defender walk was a good idea
8)Golden State decided Cory Maggette was a suitable replacement for Baron Davis
9)Elton Brand displayed all the integrity of a politician
10)Maurice Exans should have stayed awake in math class the day they explained 3 is greater than 2
11)Gerald Green still doesn't have a clue about how to play team basketball
12)Every sportwriter in America went crazy from the heat and tried to outdo the other w/made-up trade and FA offers.
13)The Knicks decided unloading a horrible contract attached to a player unsuited for their head coachs' style wasn't for them
14)Denver decided to show their new emphasis on defense they'd send their best defensive player to LA. That'll motivate them!
15)LA decided dancing Frenchmen weren't THAT valuable
16)Golden State did
17)Dancing Frenchmen everywhere rejoiced at the value placed on them,then decided it was all an American plot to destroy French Dance and have refused to dance ever since
18)Josh Childress watched THE 300 once too often
19)Houston GM has watched too many poker shows and failed to understand that its kinda tough to go "All in" when everybody knows your cards
20)Mark Cuban still hates the Olympics because they won't cut him in on the action
21)Orlando GM is whining they have no cap room to go after FAs
22)Miami has decided Atlanta's plan of fielding a team full of small forwards is the right idea,just needs to be better executed
23)Memphis figures you've seen one Gasol,you've seen 'em all
24)Seattle was f***ed
25)Indiana decided a PG w/a bad spinal column is better than a PF w/no heart
26)Ron Artest is still crazy.

and i cant believe nobody told the guy this, the biggest news ever.

pistons signed kwame brown.

Or the Knicks gave cash to trade Balkman for Taurean Green, Bobby Jones and a future 2nd.

JES12 wrote:Or the Knicks gave cash to trade Balkman for Taurean Green, Bobby Jones and a future 2nd.

Which the Knicks will waive Green and Jones and squander the 2nd rounder for a half eaten bag o' beans...

wow tisbee, how long took it?
not bad man, not bad!

Italy 23,
To be honest I hit the Dallas board by mistake last night. decided to check a few posts and saw yours. The responses were pretty funny so I tried to add one. This morning I wanted to see what others had written,started to do a top ten,that became a dozen. After posting,went to work,and thought of a few others,before customers started in I edited in a hurry and tried to think of what each team had done-or not done-so far. Roughly 90 odd minutes.
Probably the most unbelieveable thing that really happened while you were away is some die-hard Laker fans actually believe Kobe will opt out and take less money to help out the team finances.

lol, major props to you tisbee!

tisbee, you rock! You are welcome on this board anytime! Love that humor!