
vs.

Thursday: 18-1?!? That should be enough all by itself to earn us a top-five pick in next summer's draft.
Friday, 7:10: Brandon Backe [1-1, 4.86] vs. Joel Pineiro [5-3, 4.50]
Saturday, 6:15: Matt Albers [4-9, 6.05] vs. Wonder Brad [6-6, 5.14]
Sunday, 7:05: Roy "I Own the Cardinals" Oswalt [14-7, 3.29] vs. Todd Wellemeyer [3-2, 3.59]
Our present lineup will be lucky to even get a hit off of Oswalt, let alone score a run off him.
Maybe we can beat Albers. That's the only one I can see us winning. Oh well, doesn't matter any more anyway.