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Blue Jays have become the sporting equivalent of porn 

Post#1 » by LittleOzzy » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:06 pm

Another gloomy night with too many empty seats at the Rogers Centre paints a confusing, confounding and contradictory picture of the present and future for the Blue Jays.

Neither the sky — nor what they used to call the SkyDome — is falling.

But never has a three-game series against the popular Boston Red Sox been played in so dismal a Toronto atmosphere.

“It’s a shame,” said Aaron Hill, the Blue Jays’ best player. “I really wish everybody would get to know these guys. We have a good bunch of guys who play the game the right way. That’s what baseball fans should want and should appreciate.”

“We see the stands, we notice it, but there’s really nothing we can do about it. We don’t have any answers for it.”

The Blue Jays have become the latest sporting equivalent of pornography. People will happily watch it from their homes. They’re just not ready to buy tickets or be seen at the ballpark: The Blue Jays average attendance of 15,877 is the lowest in all of baseball.

The Monday and Tuesday night crowds at the Rogers Centre were alarmingly small and silent considering the Red Sox were the opponent. But the televison numbers on Rogers Sportsnet were amazingly strong. That is the contradiction: People are watching not buying. The audience for Tuesday night’s game was 525,000. The night before, opposite Game 6 of the Montreal-Washington playoff series, the Jays did 351,500 on Sportsnet. The home opener had a television audience of 796,000.

Baseball may be dead at the ball park: It isn’t dead in Canadian homes.


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Post#2 » by Alfred » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:10 pm

The Blue Jays are absurdly popular in a lot of the less urban areas of Ontario.
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Re: Blue Jays have become the sporting equivalent of porn 

Post#3 » by Schad » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:28 pm

Some days, the Lance Broadway jokes just write themselves.
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Post#4 » by s e n s i » Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:43 pm

Terrible analogy. I can't ever picture myself fapping it to a shot of Merkin Valdez warming up in the bullpen, I just can't....I swear. I can't. 8-)
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Post#5 » by zilby » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:19 pm

Merkin Valdez is a culprit.
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Post#6 » by jalenrose#5 » Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:09 am

The Jays HAVE to make the in game experience at the Rogers Center both more entertaining (win more, bring in some star talent) and also a little less outrageous to the normal middle class person in the world in terms of total cost.

I went there last year and I got a beer and a hot dog and it cost me like 6.75 for the beer and 5 bucks for the hot dog. That's as outrageous as paying for movie concessions...at least the movie is like 10 bucks or less, not like 50 plus for a good seat. That was not counting the tickets, souvenirs, parking, the hassle and trouble getting downtown Toronto from Oakville etc.

Also, the Jays could be served to run two dollar Tuesdays/Thursdays for 200/500 level tickets...it was always packed for those games and I wondered why they bypassed that idea...especially this year without having Doc.

Lance Broadway is proud that the Jays have become like a good porno...and so is John Buck Naked.
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