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Well, it's time for the now annual RealGM Toronto Blue Jay tradition of making tons of ridiculous nicknames for Blue Jay players.

Here is the active 25 man roster of the Blue Jays:

Jeremy Accardo - Jeremy "Double" A-ccardo
Shawn Camp - Shawn "Trailer" Camp, Shawn "Internment" Camp
Scott Downs - Scott "Has" Downs, "The Syndrome"
Dana Eveland - Dana "Neva Plays" Eveland
Jason Frasor - "The Vulture", "The Mongolian Warlord", "Niles"
Kevin Gregg - Kevin "Firstname, Firstname" Gregg, "The Firstname Assassin"
Casey Janssen - Casey "Handsome" Janssome, Casey "Garbage" Canssen, Casey "Piltdown" Manssen
Shaun Marcum
Brandon Morrow
Ricky Romero
Brian Tallet -
Merkin Valdez - "Sorry Alaska", "Exxon"
John Buck - "Uncle", "Buckfutter"
Jose Molina - Jose "Doctor Octopus" Molina,
Edwin Encarnacion - Edwin Encarnaciawful, Edwin "That guy from I Mother Earth" Encarnacion, Edwin Icantthrowtofirst, "The Butcher of thirdbaserfield", Edwin "Two Es" Encarnacion
Alex Gonzalez
Aaron Hill
Mike McCoy
John McDonald - John "The Hulk" McDonald, The First Base Virgin,
----------> Lyle Overbay <-------- Slowverbay, Overpaid, 0-fer-bay, etc. etc. etc.
Jose Bautista - Jose "The Beast of the East" Bautista,
Adam Lind - Madame Lind
Travis Snider - Snidely Cantcatch
Vernon Wells - "The Contract", Burn in Hell
Randy Ruiz

I need some help here.

Shawn Camp is Igor or The Hunchback of Fairfax, because there isn't another baseball player in the league whose head is positioned where his nipples should by all rights be.

Merkin Valdez is The Pubic Defender.

Alex Gonzalez is The 48th Pick in the 2012 Amateur Draft.

And Dana Eveland, I shall dub thee Chubby McNoStrike until I can think of something better.

Jeremy Accardo - Jeremy "Double" A-ccardo
Shawn Camp - Shawn "Trailer" Camp, Shawn "Internment" Camp
Scott Downs - Scott "Its Going Down" Downs,
Dana Eveland - Dana "Peter Pan Neverland" Eveland
Jason Frasor - "The Vulture", "The Mongolian Warlord", "Niles"
Kevin Gregg - Kevin "Firstname, Firstname" Gregg,"
Casey Janssen - Casey "I likes me drinks" Janssen
Shaun Marcum- Shaun "Marxman" Marcum
Brandon Morrow- Brandon "Not League" Morrrow
Ricky Romero- Ricky "Dirty sanchex" Romero
Brian Tallet - Brian " The Brain" Tallet
Merkin Valdez - "Sorry Alaska", "Exxon"
John Buck - "Uncle", "Buckfutter"
Jose Molina - Jose "Doctor Octopus" Molina,
Edwin Encarnacion - Edwin Encarnaciawful, Edwin "That guy from I Mother Earth" Encarnacion, Edwin Icantthrowtofirst, "The Butcher of thirdbaserfield", Edwin "Two Es" Encarnacion
Alex Gonzalez - Alex "not that one" Gonzalez
Aaron Hill - Aaron " King of the Hill" Hill
Mike McCoy - Mike "The Beast McCoy"
John McDonald - John "The Hulk" McDonald, The First Base Virgin,
----------> Lyle Overbay <-------- Slowverbay, Overpaid, 0-fer-bay, etc. etc. etc.
Jose Bautista - Jose "Ou Mau Mau" Bautista,
Adam Lind - Madame Lind
Travis Snider - Snidely Cantcatch
Vernon Wells - "The Contract", Burn in Hell
Randy Ruiz- Randy "Baby Baby Elephant" Ruiz

I am particularly proud of Edwin "Two Es" Encarnacion.

Alex "The real Big Papi" Gonzalez.

Simple, but I've been calling Vernon Wells "Lardo" for a few years now since his defense declined.

Mike "Don't call me Jelani" McCoy

Schadenfreude wrote:Merkin Valdez is The Pubic Defender.

Hahahaha oh snap

Ricky Romero should be easier. Can't come up with anything though.