Incredibly important - Name my softball team

Fairview4Life · Post #1 » by **Fairview4Life** » Tue May 4, 2010 2:49 pm

Come up with a hilarious Jays themed name for my slow pitch softball team and you could win my admiration and respect, and then I will steal your idea and pretend it's my own.

What you're competing against at the moment:
The Kelvim Escobar Dancers

So the bar is really low.

tempests_dawn · Post #2 » by **tempests_dawn** » Tue May 4, 2010 3:03 pm

Broadway Lancers
Kelly Grubers
Catch da tastes
Blue J'ehs

sideshow · Post #3 » by **sideshow** » Tue May 4, 2010 3:39 pm

Our team is called the One Hit Wonders.

Not bad, but not very flashy.

How about the McGriff's Crime Dogs.

Or the Johnny O's

Or the Leiter's Blisters.

zilby · Post #4 » by **zilby** » Tue May 4, 2010 3:47 pm

The Valdez Merkin's.

SharoneWright · Post #5 » by **SharoneWright** » Tue May 4, 2010 4:03 pm

The Jumbotrons
The Smokin' Joes
Mookie's Mashers
The Ex-Terminators
Juan Guzman's Thighs
Blame It On Rios

Fairview4Life · Post #6 » by **Fairview4Life** » Tue May 4, 2010 4:39 pm

I like a couple of these, but late entries 'Master Batters' and 'Sons of Pitches' might edge out something Jays related.

Hoopstarr · Post #7 » by **Hoopstarr** » Tue May 4, 2010 5:52 pm

Little Lubanski's Urban Achievers
Remember the Alomar

Bonus name: Fullmer's Peripherals (Randle knows what I'm talking about)

Post #8 » by **LittleOzzy** » Tue May 4, 2010 6:07 pm

Hmm some good choices above. If you need it to be Jays related I would think of something revolving around Brian Tallet's facial hair.

If you don't want it Jays related... The Cleveland Steamers is always a classic.... or the Smelly Jocks...

jalenrose#5 · Post #9 » by **jalenrose#5** » Tue May 4, 2010 6:45 pm

Marcum Up Knockem Down
Mench Warmers
Gone with the Lind
Scott Rolen Blunts
StairsWay to Heaven

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my favorites...

2 Burrells 1 Cup
Zack and Miri make a Morneau
Duchscherer Before You Fister
Kinsler's List :S
Ass to McLouth
Human Papelbon Virus
Who has the Runs?

hope that helps...

Fairview4Life · Post #10 » by **Fairview4Life** » Tue May 4, 2010 7:02 pm

Excellent additions. I have also already suggested The Cleveland Steamers, as it is my default name for everything.

Hoopstarr · Post #11 » by **Hoopstarr** » Tue May 4, 2010 7:25 pm

Schindler's Litsch

Fairview4Life · Post #12 » by **Fairview4Life** » Tue May 4, 2010 7:56 pm

This may all be for naught. The guy arrested for the NYC Time Square bomb plot looks exactly like a friend of mine. Exactly. It is uncanny. We are now seriously considering the "Friend's Name Bomb Squad". I'll update later with what we went with.

s e n s i · Post #13 » by **s e n s i** » Wed May 5, 2010 2:29 am

jalenrose#5 wrote:Marcum Up Knockem Down
Mench Warmers
Gone with the Lind
Scott Rolen Blunts
StairsWay to Heaven

----

my favorites...

2 Burrells 1 Cup
Zack and Miri make a Morneau
Duchscherer Before You Fister
Kinsler's List :S
Ass to McLouth
Human Papelbon Virus
Who has the Runs?

hope that helps...

Gotta love that website.

Here's the other Blue Jay related ones;
Downs Goes Frasor!
Catalanotto Wine Mixer
Apple Snider
Sell It On Overbay

Other funny ones;
CC SoFathia
Lester's Molesters
Youkilis My Balls
Lincecum On Your Face
Lincecum In Your Buchholz

:lol:

Post #14 » by **Geddy** » Wed May 5, 2010 3:16 am

^ Good ones there :lol:

The John Buckeroos

Speaking of softball, my friends and I keep missing the deadline to get a softball team together every year.

Post #15 » by **tsherkin** » Wed May 5, 2010 1:04 pm

It's not Jays-related, but my buddy and I have been calling our Blue Jays minor league affiliate in MLB 2K10 the Kennebungeport Snatch Badgers for a little while now...

Post #16 » by **OldNo7** » Thu May 6, 2010 12:44 am

We Got The Runs
Infield Triple
Byrnes When I Peavy

My team is called the Reds, and we have black and gold jerseys haha

raps4life~ · Post #17 » by **raps4life~** » Thu May 6, 2010 5:42 am

The Lance Broadways

Relentless88 · Post #18 » by **Relentless88** » Thu May 6, 2010 5:50 am

There's a lot of clever ones on here. :lol:

Post #19 » by **darth_federer** » Thu May 6, 2010 4:45 pm

Hoopstarr wrote:Schindler's Litsch

Win

James Ready · Post #20 » by **James Ready** » Thu May 6, 2010 5:57 pm

2 n' oh-no
The $10.25 Premium Beers
Brew Jays (seen this name before tho)