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Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Tue May 4, 2010 2:49 pm
by Fairview4Life
Come up with a hilarious Jays themed name for my slow pitch softball team and you could win my admiration and respect, and then I will steal your idea and pretend it's my own.
What you're competing against at the moment:
The Kelvim Escobar Dancers
So the bar is really low.
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Tue May 4, 2010 3:03 pm
by tempests_dawn
Broadway Lancers
Kelly Grubers
Catch da tastes
Blue J'ehs
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Tue May 4, 2010 3:39 pm
by sideshow
Our team is called the One Hit Wonders.
Not bad, but not very flashy.
How about the McGriff's Crime Dogs.
Or the Johnny O's
Or the Leiter's Blisters.
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Tue May 4, 2010 3:47 pm
by zilby
The Valdez Merkin's.
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Tue May 4, 2010 4:03 pm
by SharoneWright
The Jumbotrons
The Smokin' Joes
Mookie's Mashers
The Ex-Terminators
Juan Guzman's Thighs
Blame It On Rios
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Tue May 4, 2010 4:39 pm
by Fairview4Life
I like a couple of these, but late entries 'Master Batters' and 'Sons of Pitches' might edge out something Jays related.
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Tue May 4, 2010 5:52 pm
by Hoopstarr
Little Lubanski's Urban Achievers
Remember the Alomar
Bonus name: Fullmer's Peripherals (Randle knows what I'm talking about)
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Tue May 4, 2010 6:07 pm
by LittleOzzy
Hmm some good choices above. If you need it to be Jays related I would think of something revolving around Brian Tallet's facial hair.
If you don't want it Jays related... The Cleveland Steamers is always a classic.... or the Smelly Jocks...
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Tue May 4, 2010 6:45 pm
by jalenrose#5
Marcum Up Knockem Down
Mench Warmers
Gone with the Lind
Scott Rolen Blunts
StairsWay to Heaven
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my favorites...
2 Burrells 1 Cup
Zack and Miri make a Morneau
Duchscherer Before You Fister
Kinsler's List :S
Ass to McLouth
Human Papelbon Virus
Who has the Runs?
hope that helps...
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Tue May 4, 2010 7:02 pm
by Fairview4Life
Excellent additions. I have also already suggested The Cleveland Steamers, as it is my default name for everything.
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Tue May 4, 2010 7:25 pm
by Hoopstarr
Schindler's Litsch
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Tue May 4, 2010 7:56 pm
by Fairview4Life
This may all be for naught. The guy arrested for the NYC Time Square bomb plot looks exactly like a friend of mine. Exactly. It is uncanny. We are now seriously considering the "Friend's Name Bomb Squad". I'll update later with what we went with.
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Wed May 5, 2010 2:29 am
by s e n s i
jalenrose#5 wrote:Marcum Up Knockem Down
Mench Warmers
Gone with the Lind
Scott Rolen Blunts
StairsWay to Heaven
----
my favorites...
2 Burrells 1 Cup
Zack and Miri make a Morneau
Duchscherer Before You Fister
Kinsler's List :S
Ass to McLouth
Human Papelbon Virus
Who has the Runs?
hope that helps...
Gotta love that website.
Here's the other Blue Jay related ones;
Downs Goes Frasor!
Catalanotto Wine Mixer
Apple Snider
Sell It On Overbay
Other funny ones;
CC SoFathia
Lester's Molesters
Youkilis My Balls
Lincecum On Your Face
Lincecum In Your Buchholz
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Wed May 5, 2010 3:16 am
by Geddy
^ Good ones there
The John Buckeroos
Speaking of softball, my friends and I keep missing the deadline to get a softball team together every year.
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Wed May 5, 2010 1:04 pm
by tsherkin
It's not Jays-related, but my buddy and I have been calling our Blue Jays minor league affiliate in MLB 2K10 the Kennebungeport Snatch Badgers for a little while now...
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Thu May 6, 2010 12:44 am
by OldNo7
We Got The Runs
Infield Triple
Byrnes When I Peavy
My team is called the Reds, and we have black and gold jerseys haha
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Thu May 6, 2010 5:42 am
by raps4life~
The Lance Broadways
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Thu May 6, 2010 5:50 am
by Relentless88
There's a lot of clever ones on here.
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Thu May 6, 2010 4:45 pm
by darth_federer
Hoopstarr wrote:Schindler's Litsch
Win
Re: Incredibly important - Name my softball team
Posted: Thu May 6, 2010 5:57 pm
by James Ready
2 n' oh-no
The $10.25 Premium Beers
Brew Jays (seen this name before tho)