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If anyone wants a good laugh check out #josebautistafacts on twitter. http://twitter.com/#search?q=Jose%20Bautista

One of mine:
@jonathannorris You can't trade Jose Bautista, because the only fair return would be Jose Bautista #JoseBautistaFacts

I like the Miami Heat joke.

lol pretty funny twitts

hey norris guess who... while yours is great my personal favorite is "He doesn't say, "I'm on a horse." The horse says, "I'm under Jose Bautista"

lol these are great.. go JB!!

WpgPage wrote:hey norris guess who... while yours is great my personal favorite is "He doesn't say, "I'm on a horse." The horse says, "I'm under Jose Bautista"

I am officially calling you out in Public, get my my money F***ER!!!!

you forgot an "E"

His name is Jose Bautista and Windows 7 was his idea.

lol

@DownGoesBrown The Rogers Center roof isn't actually retractable. It just knows to get the hell out of Bautista's way. #JoseBautistaFacts

Bautista wasn't invited to the homerun derby because they had to finish the thing in under two hours #JoseBautistaFacts

TroyWillard

Jose Bautista eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow. #JoseBautistafacts

1bluejaysway

Jose Bautista's paperboy in the off-season is Nick Swisher...and Bautista doesn't even tip him. #JoseBautistaFacts

thewolfca

The jays are stockpiling Cuban shortstops because that's what Jose eats. #JoseBautistaFacts

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