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Random kiddie suspended 50 games for PEDs, Kapono's a dick
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:56 am
by Kapono
Yankees Minor League pitcher Eliseo Batista was among five players who tested positive for a performance-enhancing substance in violation of the Minor League Drug Prevention and Treatment Program.
Batista, a member of the Yankees' Dominican Summer League roster, tested positive for a metabolite of Boldenone and received a 50-game suspension effective at the beginning of the season.
Ruben Mejia of the Padres, Jose Williams of the Reds, and Marcos Coca and Daniel DelaCruz of the Phillies were also hit with 50-game bans.
Re: Batista suspended 50 games, tested positive for PEDs
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:05 am
by Avenger
funny guy
Re: Batista suspended 50 games, tested positive for PEDs
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:50 am
by tecumseh18
I can't stop laughing. That was hi-larious.
Re: Random kiddie suspended 50 games for PEDs, Kapono's a dick
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:00 am
by Schad
Fixed title.
Re: Random kiddie suspended 50 games for PEDs, Kapono's a dick
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:31 am
by SharoneWright
Damn, I guess Lawrie gets 3B.......
Re: Random kiddie suspended 50 games for PEDs, Kapono's a dick
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:31 am
by Kapono
Schadenfreude wrote:Fixed title.
why did you have to ruin my fun?
Re: Random kiddie suspended 50 games for PEDs, Kapono's a dick
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:35 am
by evilRyu
well - looks like this board isn't exactly a cakewalk on this for you mods
Re: Random kiddie suspended 50 games for PEDs, Kapono's a dick
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:05 am
by Hoopstarr
I got gotted. No need to change the title. It's not like he changed the spelling to Bautista with a U.
Re: Random kiddie suspended 50 games for PEDs, Kapono's a dick
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:09 am
by s e n s i
lol Schad shat his pants when he read the original title...
I thought it was pretty funny tbh, OP had me.
Re: Random kiddie suspended 50 games for PEDs, Kapono's a dick
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:44 am
by J-Roc
Damn I missed the joke when the original title was posted.
Re: Random kiddie suspended 50 games for PEDs, Kapono's a dick
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:49 am
by tecumseh18
J-Roc wrote:Damn I missed the joke when the original title was posted.
An intrinsic aspect of the joke is that RealGMers are notoriously bad spellers, especially in thread titles. So I always apply Google-esque fuzzy logic when scanning threads that seem worth opening.
Ouch, it still hurts.
Re: Random kiddie suspended 50 games for PEDs, Kapono's a dick
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:28 pm
by SharoneWright
J-Roc wrote:Damn I missed the joke when the original title was posted.
Me too --- but chances are it had to do with "Batista", "PED's", and "suspensions".
Re: Random kiddie suspended 50 games for PEDs, Kapono's a dick
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:29 pm
by J-Roc
SharoneWright wrote:J-Roc wrote:Damn I missed the joke when the original title was posted.
Me too --- but chances are it had to do with "Batista", "PED's", and "suspensions".
It says in the earlier posts in this thread what the original title was.
Re: Batista suspended 50 games, tested positive for PEDs
It would have been exhilarating for an instant as I waiting for the page to load. My heart would have skipped a beat. I'd probably be all pissed. haha
Re: Random kiddie suspended 50 games for PEDs, Kapono's a dick
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:07 pm
by Relentless88
J-Roc wrote:Damn I missed the joke when the original title was posted.
Me too, but after reading the article it was obvious what the joke was.
Re: Random kiddie suspended 50 games for PEDs, Kapono's a dick
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:49 am
by raps4life~
Just look at the title in the first couple of replies.