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David Cooper and your Toronto Blue Jays fly into Chicago to take on the Pale Hose on the city's South Side.

1. Tue, Jun 5 8:10 PM
VS.
Romero (6-1)Humber (2-2)

2. Wed, Jun 6 8:10 PM
VS.
Morrow (6-3) Quintana (1-0)

3. Thu, Jun 7 8:10 PM
VS.
Alvarez (3-5) Peavy (6-1)

U.S. Cellular Field / The New Comisky


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“I talked to Bud Selig yesterday,” Harrelson told ESPNChicago.com’s Bruce Levine on Friday morning. “We had a talk. Actually, Bud talked and I listened. If it was a prize fight, they would have stopped it in the first round."
-Ken Harrelson

Being in Chicago for work means that I might be able to go to one of the games. I'm hoping the Wednesday one with Brendan Morrow!

statement series 2-1

The White Sox are due for a crash.

I'm predicting a sweep.

Win the first 2 , lose game 3 because of Peavy.

Two of three would be nice.

I absolutely despise Ken Harrelson. As a result, I hope we shut out and sweep this series and silence that c*nt for a bit.

torontoaces04 wrote:David Cooper is going 15-15 with 14HRs and a triple.

And with that, I think we've exhausted just about every David Cooper joke there is.

Ditto for what-if-Prince-Fielder-were-on-the-team scenarios.

No one wants to moralise the board unduly; just, please, keep in mind the tolerance for such references. I imagine it's very low right now.

Lets sweep this.

torontoaces04 wrote:David Cooper is going 15-15 with 14HRs and a triple.

You are obsessed with Cooper.

Will wrote:

Grace wrote:David Cooper is going 15-15 with 14HRs and a triple.

You are obsessed with Cooper.

Hey, Will and Grace, no way!

Hamyltowne wrote:

Will wrote:

Grace wrote:David Cooper is going 15-15 with 14HRs and a triple.

You are obsessed with Cooper.

Hey, Will and Grace, no way!

Man you're a troll. Get a life.

Hamyltowne wrote:

torontoaces04 wrote:David Cooper is going 15-15 with 14HRs and a triple.

And with that, I think we've exhausted just about every David Cooper joke there is.

Ditto for what-if-Prince-Fielder-were-on-the-team scenarios.

No one wants to moralise the board unduly; just, please, keep in mind the tolerance for such references. I imagine it's very low right now.

Now you know how we feel when you start 5 threads about nothing, and respond to your own OP.

I'm fine with Hammy. He's smart.

Let's just keep from attacking each other here.

BACK TO BASEBALL

Anybody else looking forward to Romero's start? Think he will be walking everybody Romero or striking everybody out Romero?

Peavy is pitching so well this year, that's going to be a tough one. I'm pretty sure Morrow is going to win. It's all going to come down to the Romero/Humber matchup. That one could go either way.

torontoaces04 wrote:

Hamyltowne wrote:Hey, Will and Grace, no way!

Man you're a troll. Get a life.

Talk about the Pot calling the Kettle black!

You write "get a life" after you change your signature to what amounts as nothing more than a petty taunt? After you repeat tired, old jokes about everyone and invite scorn on all those disagree? I come in and remind you of adulthood and you project your own failings on to me

Very classy.

torontoaces04 wrote:Now you know how we feel when you start 5 threads about nothing, and respond to your own OP.

(Insults edited out, within 10 minutes, by torontoaces04)

(Challenge to repeat insults at the pickup game, complete with the recommendation to BYOB, edited out by Hamyltowne. It took longer than 10 minutes, though.)

To your point: should posters have to pass through litmus tests to gauge the sensibility for vox populi before they start threads? I'll start threads on all things Blue Jays as often as I like and, until I read anything from a Mod, I shall continue to do so.

This board can be painful at times. I took one month off from reading and posting because of everyone antagonising each other. It was revolting. Yet here we are again, watching a pissing contest with no humour.

Lol... Is this actually heading down towards threats of violence @ the pickup game Lets simmer down, hotshots.

He did edit out his original insults toward me, so I suppose I could edit out my challenge toward him.

I'll think about it.

Edit: Done. Let us move on.

flatjacket1 wrote:I'm fine with Hammy. He's smart.

+1

He's easily one of, if not the most, knowledgeable posters on this board.

I always wonder if he's Harry Palmer though. Their posting styles are uncannily similar.

UssjTrunks wrote:

flatjacket1 wrote:I'm fine with Hammy. He's smart.

+1

He's easily one of, if not the most, knowledgeable posters on this board.

I always wonder if he's Harry Palmer though. Their posting styles are uncannily similar.

No way to know for sure until you ask him about Bargnani and Rudy Gay